Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Bad, bad kitty.

Well, you've seen my slippers. Now it's all shot to hell.

I may as well out myself.

I have a bit of a problem.

It starts here...

My chair, where my butt is firmly planted typing right now:



Having trouble reading? Here, I'll turn on a light for you.

Better? Great.



Going somewhere? Don't forget your purse, young lady.



Cold? How about you put on your "fur" coat and snuggle into the guest bed?


Want to go out and get a drink or three?

Well, first I have to tell you a secret.

I may as well just put it all out there.

Um...


Hello, my name is Whiskeymarie and I'm a 29 year-old geriatric named Esther.

Esther likes her leopard, yo.



Tell me, do you think it's too...much?
No?
I didn't think so either, thanks.


32 comments:

Suze said...

Since you're 29 you can pull that look off. See, this time I noticed when you said 29. It was almost hard to notice behind all those spots.

LittlePea said...

Maybe you should change your name to Whiskers-marie!

(was that the corniest joke or what)

Stacey said...

You and my daughter would get on fabulously. She loves anything "cheetah". If only you could have consulted me I would have dressed her appropriately (she has a coat, shoes, skirt, leggings, etc etc) and then you could have a little mini me sitting right next to you.

Stacey said...

Or would that be a "mini-you" ?

-R- said...

I saw this on HSN last night and thought of you: http://tinyurl.com/397ukw. Umm, don't ask why I was watching HSN, ok? I have no idea. Also, if you search the HSN website for "leopard," there are lots of crazy awesome things that I think you need to add to your collection!

Whiskeymarie said...

r-
$249????? Holy crap. Well, maybe I NEED a $249 velvet poncho- who can say?
And, I watch HSN all the time. I have resisted the urge to order so far, but my fear is that some night I'll be all alone, with a bottle of wine, and my check card, and the "gemstone" segment will be on...

Freida Bee, MD said...

You are my favorite Cheetah Grrrl.

Good one for NoProbLo!

abbersnail said...

This just makes me love you more.

I have never rocked even an ounce of the leopard print. I don't think I'm cool enough to pull it off.

CDP said...

See, I see plenty of things (bedspread, curtains, rugs) that AREN'T animal print, so how could it possibly be too much? "Subtle use of animal prints" would be an entirely suitable caption for the photo of your 29-year-old self.

dguzman said...

Okay, your legs look just weird with the pale spots on them, WM. Just sayin'.

Liberality said...

all hail the cat woman!

Gretta said...

You actually pull that look off! I've heard you're not supposed to mix animal patterns, blah blah, but even the tights look great.

I have slingbacks and a belt for you too.

MommasWorld said...

My 8 year old Snow White would fight you for all of your leopard print items.

Devilham said...

NOW if you sat on my couch it would just be your face, floating in space.....it would be terrifying.

Fran said...

Whiskey Marie- you know they say a leopard never changes its spots.

Hmmm....

Inarticulate Fumblings said...

Shazam!... Animal print or not, that picture is enough to (almost) make me switch teams!

Puuurrrrr.....

McGone said...

If you can manage a few leopard-based puns, you would have made a great villian back on the old Adam West Batman TV show. Julie Newmar has got nothin' on you.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Leopard never had it so good. You rock that print girl.

Sugar Kane said...

Just another reason why I love you.

Melissavina said...

Man. I want more leopard in my life.

Nature Girl said...

Roflmao...you and my friend Sparkles would get along famously! nothing wrong with leapord skin as long as it's faux (they don't call me nature girl for nothing)
Love it..
Stacie

Katrin said...

Awww... that's not too much. You would blend in just well in a bus full of 65-year-old Italian tourists cruising through Vienna.

EmBee said...

Just bought leopard print jammies and super softness leopard print blankie for my daughter for Christmas... Guess I'll have to start calling her 'Madge'... The two of you can get together and shmooze over a couple of cups of strong coffee and a pack of Pal Malls.

Stacy said...

My fave are the glasses. You should wear those all the time!

Good times the other nite, lady. You are far too smart and funny!! Luv ya!

~S

Lollie said...

Go Fug Yourself would hate to, but they'd have to give you a Well Played for that outfit.

H said...

Is there such a thing as too much leopard? I think not.

In the fifth grade I had these really fantastic leopard-print leggings that I would wear to school. I was pretty fashion forward.

Butrfly Garden said...

I like leopard print! I don't own nearly as much as you do, but that's probably because I gave up shopping when children entered my life. (Seriously. Buying ANOTHER polo off the clearance rack at Target Does. Not. Count.)

I used to have a lamp a lot like that except it was smaller. And the chair is just awesome.

L Sass said...

You're rockin the leopard, Esther! It looks hott with the cherry red walls!

Courtney said...

tights!!! You have leopard tights!!!!!

Heeeeeeeee!

Nocturnal said...

Retro WM, way to go little lady.

Cheers

Ed said...

I love leopard spots. I love it when other people wear leopard spots. I would wear leopard spots myself if I could. After seeing those pictures, my esteem for you has increased yet further. So, no, I don't think it's too much.

Sandy said...

i can't believe i waded through 33 comments to give you this;
http://www.wikihow.com/Fold-a-Towel-Monkey