Monday, November 26, 2007

Tell me something I don't already know, Lady Universe.

I usually don't post these sort of things, but this one was so RIGHT ON that I felt compelled:


You Are a Losing Lottery Ticket!

Full of hope and promise.
But in the end, a cheap letdown.




Deep down I always knew it.

If anyone knows of a quiz where I can find out what kind of feminine hygiene product I am, what b-list movie actor from the 70's I most closely resemble, or what type of infectious disease I would be if I were an infectious disease, please let me know.

These quizzes are getting out of hand! Stop I tell you, just stop!

Unless it's funny- then by all means pass the info on to me.

17 comments:

Stacey said...

I too am a losing lottery ticket.

I don't think you need a quiz on the feminine hygiene product though. I'd venture to say your are "Instead". You know the insertable catch all cup. You know not the norm but still a really Great product. You are sturdy and can handle a lot.

Ha...how you like me now? You didn't know I had that talent didya ?

CDP said...

I'm so doing this quiz and posting the results (if they're funny, of course), because I'm lacking inspiration. Take the world leader quiz, hopefully, you'll be someone other than Saddam (that's who I am.

Anonymous said...

How about this?? http://www.blogthings.com/whatgaychildhoodiconareyouquiz/

Whiskeymarie said...

Anon- I'm the "very gay" Tinky Winky Teletubbie, according to the quiz.

Again, no big surprises here.

Freida Bee, MD said...

OMFG- I'd rather be a losing lottery ticket. I am something so much worse... a Christmas sweater!

Anonymous said...

I'm also a losing lottery ticket.

I just found out that I am 55% normal so that made me feel better. Apparently I keep my weirdness to myself. Who knew?

How funny...my Word Verification to send this comment starts with DUH!

Patti

Stefanie said...

I have to admit I thought the "how many drinks would it take to kill me" one I've seen lately was sort of interesting...

Suze said...

I'm a losing ticket and apparently a side of beef. Thanks for the self esteem boosting exercise WM!

Lisa said...

I am socks.....Cozy and warm...but easily lost. You make a good puppet.

Nice! lol

Shannon Erin said...

I am also a losing lottery ticket. No surprise from me either!

Landis said...

i was a sweater. i believe the words over the top and tacky were used.

i hate this quiz.

NO BITCH CALLS ME TACKY AND LIVES.

Mariposa said...

It says I'm a Self Help Book?! --"While your advice is not always welcome...It's always right on target...

You are infectious...indeed. :D

Whiskeymarie said...

"NO BITCH CALLS ME TACKY AND LIVES."

BWAHAHAHAHA!!

I'm pretty sure these tests are put together by a very prestigious group of scientists, stoners and monkeys.

For what that's worth.

Inarticulate Fumblings said...

Damn... a Christmas sweater? It's like the quiz knew what my grandma gave every grandchild, regardless of age, for about 10 years in a row. It could have been worse I suppose. The quiz could have also included the matching beanie and mittens with the long string to lace through the arms of our winter jackets that came wrapped separately. Awesome. Especially when you're 17 years old.

dguzman said...

Crappy-ass sweater. shit.

Fran said...

Listen sister, I came up socks on this and as Saddam Hussein in the World Leader Quiz and as High School for my blog's reading level. I am done!

You will find me in a hole in the desert working on my reading skills and trying to find my match...

(that is a truly terrible joke)

Butrfly Garden said...

I'm a Christmas Sweater, too.

"Over the top, colorful, and totally flashy.
You're not afraid to be a little tacky."

Around Christmas time? TOTALLY me. The rest of the year? Not really.