Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Proof that I am a liar and a fraud.

O.k, I was kind of joking about my desk being "messy". It only stays clean because all I really do there is blog, shop on line and ponder the eternal question: "Is there REALLY always room for jell-o? Is there???"
Now, in an effort to redeem myself, lest y'all think I'm actually a neat, organized, hygienic human being (and as I seem to be including pictures on a daily basis lately), I present to you, dear friends- my "closet room":


You will note in this first picture that I seemed to just walk right out of my shoes. Yup. Just left 'em there.
I also seem to always have a sports bra hanging from the cabinet, even though I can't remember wearing one in the last month.
I also have a fourteen pound bag of salt water taffy that we bought on our trip just sitting there on my dresser.
Oh, and I haven't even officially unpacked from said trip. We got back two weeks ago, folks.
Two weeks. I just pulled out the dirty stuff and left the rest on the floor, in my "suitcase".

And yes- 95% of the time this is how this room looks. I am a slob.





View #2. You can see that I store things in old shopping bags. I am a klassy broad.




View #3. Seriously, I just have a pile of shit in the middle of the floor.
I would like to blame at least 50% of this on Mr. WM, but he really can only claim approx. 15% of the space as his own. If he tries to take any more, I growl and try to scratch his eyes out like a rabid cat.



There you go.

*Day six, over and out.


28 comments:

3carnations said...

I guess that's a little cluttered...You can join the messy club. :)

But my room that falls into that same category has very little clear floor space. You have to step carefully over things. I'm hoping to get it organized, but always seem to have something that takes priority.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

It's not mess, it's floor decoration.

Lollie said...

I'll see your unpacked suitcase from two weeks ago and raise you an unpacked bag from Orlando, September 19th, an unpacked rollie from Brooklyn, October 30 and a gargantuan folder-over garment bag from October 22nd, Gran Canaria.

Strewn, my room is strewn with clothes and crap.

I'm wearing a paper bag.

-R- said...

The "office room" in my house looks very similar to this, but instead of clothes, picture all kinds of random stuff we don't know where to keep.

Nature Girl said...

Heck that looks like my entire basement right now...
I kinda wondered yesterday at your definition of messy and then I was ashamed when I looked around at my own desk and I thought "hell, I'm not sayin' a thing lest she wants photographic proof" but since you were brave enough to post pics of your closet room, I should think about pics of my basement..
Stacie

CDP said...

See, based on your representation of the desk as "messy", I now have to question whether or not these photos are of your own actual closet, or if you just broke into your sloppy neighbor's house and took pictures there.

Mariposa said...

So, it seems that you desperately need to be part of the messy club to show those pics, huh? LOL

i hope they are really yours... :P

Christa said...

i'll see both your unpacked from your trip and lollie's unpacked from her trips and raise you this:

neither my boyfriend nor i have unpacked from a may trip to st. paul for geek prom.

Butrfly Garden said...

After I proclaimed a bag "lost" from my last trip, I stumbled (literally) on it under a mass in my own closet. I was so happy to have my hairbrush back!!!

You are redeemed as a slob. But don't be showing that clean (albeit cool) desk around here anymore. :D hahaha.

nancypearlwannabe said...

Wow... you're lucky you have a whole room you can dedicate to such a huge amount of clothes and sports bras!

Fran said...

Oh Whiskey Marie- this is exactly one of the 7,232 reasons you are very cool.

You put your mess right out there for us.

But are you sure you didn't mess it extra for our benefit?

I may not be writing for NoMoFloBloGoJoZoMoFo every day but I am determined to comment on your posts every day!

Anonymous said...

Looks very familiar to me. I still have a bag that needs unpacked from a trip in August!

Whiskeymarie said...

I wish I could comment individually, but I'm due in class in a few minutes.
Yup, that's my room/shit.
Nope, I didn't "mess" it up extra either. That is my house in all its glory.
And Lol and Christina- you both have me beat. I bow down to your procrastination.

Wholly Burble said...

There's not enough room in my room to stand back and take pictures--I'd have to climb on top of something, and then it would be too precarious to mount and snap pics. But my room shows signs of my being highly creative--yeah right!

T said...

I can't compete. Did you notice I folded the towels in the bathroom the last time we stayed with you? ;-)

Suze said...

Phew, I was glad to see that. I feel better now.

McGone said...

It must have been difficult putting this out there for the whole world to see. Thank you for being brave.

How big is that closet? Man, if I tried to do that it would be a closeup of a wall and maybe a few hangars.

Lollie said...

Ladies and Gentlemen! We have a winner! Christina, I am keeping my suitcases on the floor until May. I'm humbled. I can only aspire to be you.

Courtney said...

Well thank goodness, you are, in fact, sane. I can stop hating you and your uber clean desk. whew!

Cherann said...

Thanks Whiskymarie. You actually made me feel better about my own closet. Mine is somewhat similar. In my defense. . . I share the closet with my hubby. But I too am messy.

Lisa said...

Girl, that's nothing but organized clutter. Now if you want to see a real mess, just wait. I'll be posting a pic of my J-U-N-K room later in the week.

Katrin said...

My mom would've sent me to Catholic boarding school!




hey...wait a minute...

Mommy Lisa said...

reminds me of the friends episode...Monica's junk closet that Chandler finds and then humms the theme to Sanford and Son

EmBee said...

Young lady... Get in there this minute and clean up your closet!!!

Sorry, I was just channeling my mom.

Nocturnal said...

It's not messy, it's lived in.

Big difference.

Cheers

Freida Bee, MD said...

I just use my pre-closet space to store items. It really saves a lot of time to just pick from the pile.

dguzman said...

Oh gees, I just realized that I too still haven't unpacked my suitcase from a trip two weeks ago. Shit.

What Monkey said.

Ed said...

15%? You give Mr. WM 15%? I get a hook in a closet. And half the time, it has someone els'e stuff hanging from it.