Tuesday, November 20, 2007

It's all dark meat, baby.

The weight of the world can be a heavy burden to bear.
But today I can't carry it on my back. I need to not let it bury me.
I do good things: I volunteer, I donate, I try to help people that are struggling whenever and however I can. The fact that we all even NOTICE these things says a lot about us, and that's why I love y'all so much.
Let's not forget this as the season progresses, o.k?

But, I need to move on...

I decided today that I need something to get me in the holiday spirit and remind myself that I should do my part every day to make the world a better place.

So I got a turkey tattoo on my butt.

Bad idea?


Gobble, gobble.

20 comments:

-R- said...

It would have been a better reminder if you had gotten it on your forehead, but I guess now it will be a good reminder to your husband.

abbersnail said...

Wow. Just... I love you. You are my hero. I can't believe you have a turkey on your butt.

Seriously, I love it.

Fran said...

I think as long as it was a tattoo of a locally grown, free range, organic, grain fed turkey you're cool.

If it is a Butterball however, not so good.

Nah- you are way too cute, no way a Butterball is fitting on your whiskey butt.

This is what NaBloLoSoGoTurkeyTattoo has done to you...

Lara said...

What?!?! Really?!?! Please tell me this is a true story, because I think I love you. Rock on.

Lollie said...

As long as your turkey is looking towards your crack and not away, I approve.

Lollie said...

Hey - I tried to email you but it got bounced - glad you like your lip smackers though...I will peruse for a nutmeg flavoured one (I don't know...gross?) in Tar Jay during the Christmas shopping hours.

Mommy Lisa said...

Really? A Turkey huh?

I like tattoo's, "butt", hmmm.

I have two myself and...WELL?

I guess it is WAY better than mistletoe. Wait a minute!!

Misteltoe!

I found my next tattoo!

Butrfly Garden said...

That's hot.

Whiskeymarie said...

r- Maybe next time. Maybe.

Abbs- I wish I had a turkey on my butt. Give me a few days and I'll have one IN my butt, however.

fran- I wouldn't let a Butterball defile my pristine booty, you know me better than that.
;)

lara- Sigh, sadly I am not the rock star I wish I were. Feel free to still love me, however.

lol- He'slooking right at my crack-that's where I have a tattoo of an ear of corn.

Mommy- Mistletoe is infinitely better than cameltoe.

butrfly- I try, lord how I try.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I like turkey but that's going a bit too far for me.

Suze said...

What a coincidence - I got a cranberry sauce one on mine today.

Whiskeymarie said...

Dr Monkey- you wouldn't be saying that if I had a monkey on my butt.

Mountjoy said...

Well I guess it all depends on the size of the bird...

Nature Girl said...

um...wow! a....turkey....
on your butt....
huh! whoda thunk it?
:)
Stacie

dguzman said...

I'll have the breast, thanks.

Mariposa said...

What?!?! Wow! Kudos to your courage...I dont have any tatto at all...

Stacey said...

That's Hawt. Best decision ever.

nancypearlwannabe said...

Did I just look at a picture of your ass? Awesome.

Whiskeymarie said...

O.k, I'll fess up- it's not my tattoo, or my ass.

I only have ONE freckle on MY butt.

Oh, and the unfortunate tattoo of David Lee Roth circa 1983, but that's a story for another day...

Mountjoy said...

It was a dead give away it wasn't yours when the "USDA - Choice" stamp was missing, hey?