Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Tell the truth- does this machine make my butt look big?
As I sort of mentioned in the previous post-
I now have an elliptical machine.
I have used it once so far, with mixed results.
I think I will love it after a few more tries, and after my "injuries" heal (again, see previous post).
This is the "before" picture.
This is why I married an engineer.
I would rather give Dick Cheney a sponge bath than attempt "much assembly required" type projects.
Yes, it's ugly, and yes, it's taking up much of my bedroom, but I'm o.k. with that.
Maybe I'll paint it to match the wall, hang some lights from it...you know- gussy it up a bit.
I'd sacrifice a 3x5' space in my bedroom for a nice, firm, well- muscled booty any day.
I think I can already feel it working, simply through its presence in my life.
But hey- you tell me...
Looking good, huh?
Really, it's not like you can improve on the beauty that Mother Nature bestows on you, but hey, I'm game to try.