Sunday, August 19, 2007
Superbad? Hell no. Super AWESOME. (A quick review)
I never thought it would make me so gloriously happy to hear someone say the words "penis" and "vagina", but when Michael Cera says them it is so very adorable.
I need to see this movie again (no, not the one at the left. This one.) because I was laughing so hard I missed about 50% of what was going on.
Sweet George Michael, I never knew you cold be so filthy.
I like it. A lot. Talk dirty to me baby.
Go see this movie.
But don't go in with a full bladder, like I did. We nearly had a "situation" on our hands, if you know what I mean. I really should have worn that diaper.
In conclusion: Superbad is superhilarious. Especially if you like cartoon drawings of penises.
Which, it turns out, I do. Quite a lot.
*Oh, and as a side note to "Skippy", our overzealous server at the crappy mall/chain/pretending-to-be-upscale restaurant that we went to after the movie- It's generally best to let your customers get fully seated (meaning both cheeks firmly planted) before verbally assaulting them for a drink order. And, if they take a while to order because they are actually having a conversation, it's best to not make fun of said order (he said something like: "you took that long to order an appetizer?"). And I'm sure that you just think you were being attentive, but checking back on our table every 4.5 seconds was getting a teensy bit annoying.
You were pissing me off Skippy, and I wanted to bunch you in your boyishly impish face.
I think you need to double-up on the meds, Skippy. Your ADD is showing a bit.