Saturday, August 25, 2007

Advertising that doesn't make me angry or confused

Do you think you can get a prescription for this? Is it covered by my insurance? What is the co-pay on this sort of medication?
And, can I get name brand, or will Walgreens give me the generic equivalent?

One more question, doctor: Will pharmaceutical-grade Pinot Noir or Maker's Mark have the same health benefits?

I look forward to my exam, Dr. Haveashot.

9 comments:

Fran said...

Now here I was all prepared to feel angry at the pharma-facists in our nation and you have made me laugh my ass off.

Brilliant!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

It worked for me and I'm a dude!

Fran said...

Well Dude- just watch the potential for pregnancy that's all. And then there's the breast feeding...

Boxer rebel said...

Now that was funny.

Suze said...

Ah tequila. It cures so many, many things. Even if you do get pregnant, you won't remember who the father is and then you can get a free trip to Maury. Find out that your cousin's husband is the baby daddy. Not that I know anything about that. I'm just saying...er...hiccup.

Sassmaster said...

But the shots don't fit in my daily pill organizer! So frustrating...

Distributorcap said...

new account for me to work on this week

Rebecca said...

yeah - but howcome when I took this for my Social axiety disorder I lost all my friends, huh? Huh? And ended up with so many funny-looking kids.....?

Lollie said...

Wow - I was soooo sure she was going to include "may cause loss of PANTS"