Because I was waiting here, at the computer, for my MARCH vacation pictures to upload to Wal-fartdotcom (judge me not- I have about 500- yes- seriously- FIVE HUNDRED pictures I need, and they were the cheapest), I thought I'd give y'all a few to ponder.
With minimal descriptors:
I think I posted this before, but this is from the Bahamas trip in March. We were all fairly intoxicated the entire time.
This is me at a beach bar/restaurant where we had perfect fried whole snapper (enter snapper jokes here) and many, many local brews.
Flowers currently in my home right now. Some purchased, some from the garden, all arranged by me.
I felt inclined to make shadow puppets while waiting for my pix to upload.
I think this looks like a hook-nosed old man with no teeth, kind of like Chet Baker after the heroin.
I thought this one looked like a dolphin.
Look! He's smiling.
This is what happens to a 100+ year-old chimney when it decides it doesn't want to live at my house anymore.
I have hauled 4.5, 5-gallon pails of dirt-like debris out of the basement already (hello, asbestos! Hello, lung cancer- breathing is overrated anyways!), and I expect to haul out much more before the professionals come around to remove the beast.
I hate this fucker.
I can't wait until he's gone.
He is going to cost $4-5,000 to remove.
Shit, I could buy a defective Chinese baby girl for that much money (don't even bother with the hate mail, I KNOW, but it's not like you come here for the PC touchy-feely banter- so don't even bother.)
This is me trying to lick my husband's face last weekend.
I cut him off a bit so as to protect his privacy- but from what you can see, doesn't he look happy?
I don't have bangs yet here, and my hair was dirty and uncooperative that day.
So what to do with the raggedy-assed hair?
Hey there ponytail, sure am getting tired of seeing your played-out coif around here.
I think I'll try to bring back banana clips. I think the time has come once again to rock the 'nana clip.
That's all I have time for- I have to get up at the ass-crack of dawn tomorrow to have my last play-date with the kidlins, and my CA sister is in town tomorrow night, so if I don't get back tomorrow- see you Friday.
If the darlings don't go all "Lord of the Flies" on me tomorrow, that is.
Did I mention I have kids next week too???
(Me, with creepy clown-like perma-grin on my face. Me, praying for a tornado, or hurricane, or tsunami to hit the building before Monday...)
(Me, trying in vain to kick my own ass.)