It's not you, it's me.
No, you didn't say or do anything to piss me off. This time.
I've just been...you know.
BUT AS OF TODAY I AM OFF WORK UNTIL JANUARY FREAKING FOURTEENTH!!!!!!!!
So I think I'll have time to work on our "relationship issues" now.
Oh, and read your blogs.
I hate when we're apart. It tears me up inside.
You might be asking yourself, "Now that we're an item again, what can I look forward to seeing & reading on NWYTISB in the upcoming weeks, you sexy bitch?"
Well, you saucy little firecracker, how about:
- Lengthy debates about various topics including but not limited to: pajamas, snack foods, politics, sex, silly putty (and various uses of), cocktails, education, butts, psychological disorders among tree rodent populations, feet (and by default, toes), what I want for christmas, why I'm drunk again, who I pissed off today, monkeys, pretty shoes, fiber and various angry tirades. (Just kidding. You know I don't discuss politics here.)
- Product endorsements!
- Captain America vs. Aquaman: Who would be better in the sack?!?
- Why karma hates me so!
- Tales from summer camp!
- More dating stories!
- Apologies to all sorts of folks!
- Pictures of nude monkeys playing with their feet!
- And so on!
Oh, how I've missed you.