It's not you, it's me.
No, you didn't say or do anything to piss me off. This time.
I've just been...you know.
BUT AS OF TODAY I AM OFF WORK UNTIL JANUARY FREAKING FOURTEENTH!!!!!!!!
HA!!!!!!
So I think I'll have time to work on our "relationship issues" now.
Oh, and read your blogs.
I hate when we're apart. It tears me up inside.
You might be asking yourself, "Now that we're an item again, what can I look forward to seeing & reading on NWYTISB in the upcoming weeks, you sexy bitch?"
Well, you saucy little firecracker, how about:
- Pictures!
- Lengthy debates about various topics including but not limited to: pajamas, snack foods, politics, sex, silly putty (and various uses of), cocktails, education, butts, psychological disorders among tree rodent populations, feet (and by default, toes), what I want for christmas, why I'm drunk again, who I pissed off today, monkeys, pretty shoes, fiber and various angry tirades. (Just kidding. You know I don't discuss politics here.)
- Pictures!
- Product endorsements!
- Captain America vs. Aquaman: Who would be better in the sack?!?
- Pictures!
- Why karma hates me so!
- Tales from summer camp!
- More dating stories!
- Apologies to all sorts of folks!
- Pictures!
- Nudity!
- Feet!
- Monkeys!
- Pictures of nude monkeys playing with their feet!
- And so on!
Oh, how I've missed you.
20 comments:
We've missed you on our blogs, you've come back not a moment too soon.
Once I thought I saw you
in a crowded hazy bar,
Dancing on the light
from star to star.
Far across the moonbeam
I know that's who you are,
I saw your brown eyes
turning once to fire.
Hurricane
I'd totall pick Captain America. Well, only if he let me wear the red boots.
SO jealous. I thought my break from work was long!
Two-point-five weeks!!! Lucky beyotch!
Monkey- I know. I could feel the blogosphere collapsing around me. I had to step in and save us all.
ghost- I love your references. Thanks for the link.
sugar- Me too! He's pretty buff, and I like a take-charge sort of guy.
sass- Not to fuel the jealousy, but that's oh...three-point-five weeks.
Sorry to rub it in there.
;)
h- Does it help to know that most of this break is unpaid? Because it is.
Better?
Oh welcome back my Fond de veau!!
whooohooo! Full time WM for a couple of weeks! There really IS a Santa Clause! I can't wait to see what's in store..
Stacie
suze- Back at'cha, toots.
Stacie- Don't think I have forgotten my tag from you, missy. Tomorrow or friday- watch out!
Yes - like Dr. Monkey, who I think introduced us, I was growing concerned...
Where is Whiskey? The question burned in my brain like cheap hooch on an empty stomach.
January 14th... Wow. Happy for you but jealous as all hell.
Oh wait. I am out of work. I guess I am off too!
Welcome back and enjoy your break! I'm off til January 3 (after tomorrow, that is). Merry Christmas and all!
Oh, Captain America, definitely!
What does it say about me that I'm most intrigued by psychological disorders of tree rodents?
Enjoy your time off!
Aquaman would be better in the sack. Because he can hold his breath longer.
Captain America or Aquaman...hmmm. I bet Aquaman would be a sloppy kisser, but that could be good for other hmmm "activites"...so, I think I will say Aquaman.
But, where does Batman figure in all of this? Clooney or Kilmer, I'd take 'em both.
Nice to hear from you and hoe I envious I am...I just can't be away from work that long...
And I'm off 'til the 2nd. I hardly know what to do with myself.
Can we please skip the "feet" topic? I'm sure that won't go well.
Aquaman definitely, he doesn't have to come up for air with those gill thingy's... And he's used to the smell of fish.
Whoo! What got into me today?
Uh the words "you suck" come to mind.
Sorry...I'm just very bitter that I'm only off for 1.5 days for Christmas. Woe is me.
January 14?? And I was excited just because I'm not at work again until the 2nd. Enjoy your much-deserved time off!
damn, and i thought i had it good! i'm off til jan 7!
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