Thursday, December 20, 2007

You say pajama, I say turnip. Got a problem with that?

So, my bestest gal Stacie tagged me a ways back with a "pajama" tag. Now that I'm actually home and having time to do it, I guess this means I should show y'all what I wear in the time after I get drunk and before I generally have to go to work. Much like cocktails, I like a little variety in my choices of what to sleep in.

Depending on which of my many multiple personalities is peeking out for the day, my choices can range from total nudity to fully clothed, with shoes, coat and hat still on. And yes, for today's exercise, we're going to call that "sleeping" rather than "passed out".


I'll show you a few examples of my p.m. ensembles that fall between those extremes:


These are my favorite flannel jammies that I like to drag out for slumber parties.
I like to call this girl "Katybear Cuteybuttons"

"How long should I keep my hand in the glass of water? Oh I sure do hope I win this game. I wonder if we'll all compare our boobies like we did at Sally McHanson's party last week? That sure was fun!"

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Sometimes I just need to get my "China Girl" on and meditate before my Karate class.
I have named this girl "O-Lan"
O-Lan is a quiet, serene lady who likes to make tea, have crazy arty sex with David Bowie and arrange orchids.

Well, until she wants to kick some ass, that is.
Go for the balls O-Lan!

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Sometimes I just need to relax with a drink and a smoke and get my glamour on.
Nothing says comfort more to me than a bias-cut 40's nightgown and floor-length satin robe with heels and jewelery.
Meet "Ingrid VonDame"

Ingrid loves to languish, smoke, drink gin cocktails and dish out gossip and sexual innuendo.


Looks like Ingrid has been taking lessons from O-Lan!
Watch out boys- her man done her wrong and she's hopped up on cocaine and hooch!



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But mostly, like you, I pretty much just wear stretchy pants, a super awesome t-shirt, slippers and a hat when lounging/dreaming of humping various celebrities whilst in a puddle of boozy drool.


Yup, I'm cool like that.

31 comments:

Christa said...

thank you for getting china girl stuck in my head. no. seriously. i love that song. "oh baby just you shut your mouse." today will be a great day.

brightyellowworld.com said...

I cannot repeat this enough: I love you. That was epic. Just... epic.

feisty said...

oh man, you are hilarious. i should be working. instead i am showing co-workers your post! hell, its the pre-holiday slide anyways...

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Who among us doesn't like to have crazy arty sex with David Bowie? And how much do I love it that you have a Piggly Wiggly T shirt? I've actually shopped at Piggly Wigglys in the past. Rock on girl.

Nature Girl said...

LOL I KNEW you'd have some fun jams, but that piggly wiggly tshirt takes the cake! You're awsome!
Stacie

Suze said...

Thanks for the laughs you nut!

Whiskeymarie said...

www.pigglywiggly.com

Anonymous said...

I am sooo glad you posted before I left. No WM for the next ten days. What to do?

Got a catalogue the other day and thought about you. They have sock monkey flannel sheets and slippers!

http://www.vermontcountrystore.com/

search "monkey"

Hope you have a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year.

Patti

Oh and the shrimp with the white sauce was fabulous! As good as in a restaurant!

Whiskeymarie said...

Patti- You have a good holiday too! Try and do something completely inappropriate/completely ridiculous while you're gone, just for me.
;)

That goes for the rest of you too.

Whiskeymarie said...

Oh, and? Should I be embarrassed that I love the Vermont country Store? I even get the catalog. But I hadn't seen those sheets before- Thanks for the link, Patti.

Sugar Kane said...

I totally want to have a slumber party with you. I'll bring the gin.

L Sass said...

I cannot decide which of your nighttime alter egos I would most like to spoon.

Anonymous said...

Let me think....nope, no reason to be embarrassed. Any place that sells Tired Old Ass Soak can't be that bad. They now offer the whole line....Ass Cream and Ass Splash.

Later............p

Ghost Dansing said...

wonder

Gwen said...

I want to marry you.

Fran said...

I'm sorry Whiskey Marie, you are simply too damn funny and this can't go on.

I am laughing my ass off, which in my case is no small thing!

H said...

Too funny!!! I am jealous of your pajama collection. And, you know, your creativity.

Sornie said...

I'm sensing a fancy New York runway show coming up!

lizgwiz said...

Hilarious!

But I think I might hate you, because you're just ridiculously photogenic. ;)

CDP said...

I'm still hoping we'll get the grunge/glam fashion shoot, especially now that you have some freetime. That was awesome, Katybear C. And I too love the Vermont Country Store, especially the old people products. Website is no good, you need to have the catalog.

Chiada said...

Heeheehee! You are so funny and cute. I love those pj's in the second picture.

Randal Graves said...

What dcup said. Then Dr. Monkey can label it as one of his long-lost, authentic vintage photos.

Lollie said...

I want to see The Mister's counterpart to each sleepytime character...

Mariposa said...

Love your photos...and how you made me laugh...;)

Happy holidays to you!!!

Stacey said...

So if one wears flannel pajamas is it a requirement that she must also have pigtails ...

Just wonderin...
because if so I haven't been following the rules

Stefanie said...

I love when you play dress-up for your blog. And that Piggly Wiggly shirt is awesome. :-)

Nocturnal said...

LOL, you look like a cute little girl with those pigtails WM. Nice threads man.

Cheers

Distributorcap said...

you look so Toni Basil

"oh whisky you look so fine
you blow my mind
oh whisky'

sort-of grown-up said...

I'm so impressed!

: D

Butrfly Garden said...

You're adorable.

I don't know where that other post was, but I like your new monkey jammies, too.

John said...

Ingrid is sexy as hell. In a drunken, sleazy, nicotine-ish kind of way. Purrrrrrrrrrr.