Tuesday, May 5, 2009

A quick review:


Comparing baked Nacho cheese Doritos to regular Nacho cheese Doritos is like comparing winning a $5 coupon for Applebee's (only valid M-F from 5-9:00 on selected menu items not including mozzarella stix or the tingly wingly chicken wing trio) to dining for free for the rest of your life at Cafe Most Awesome Restaurant In The World That Only Serves Stuff You Love And Is Open 24 Hours.

In other words, not a good substitute at ALL.

You're welcome.

17 comments:

Keith said...

I must be at the wrong blog ... I was looking for blue waffle vaginas. Sorry.

Fran said...

That's funny... I was looking for blue waffle vaginas too, but I was looking for the baked ones. I understand they are a lousy substitute, but my only other alternative was a trip to Applebee's.

*sigh*

Sornie said...

Well, did you finish eating the Baked Doritos or did you crunch them up and roll around in them. Don't say you didn't because I read this and I have a pretty good idea about how you are... And Applebee's, thanks but no thtanks, I have a box of frozen chicken strips at home that I can fry up just as easily.

diatribes and dish said...

I know, right? Baked doritos are like fiberboard slightly disguised with cheese dust. Gross. And not worth eating.

Gwen said...

Thank you for this valuable PSA.

Now tell us about your twatmonkey birthday party.

Christa said...

but do they inspire anal leakage like the healthy chips of the mid-1990s? because i liked when eating chips was dangerous.

i am playing outside said...

i've never heard of this, and i kind of never wanted to. thanks for that. i guess now i'll always know not to try them. now shopping will be stressful.

SkylersDad said...

I have it on good authority that baked Doritos are made from those old ceiling tiles that break and fall down.

Stacey said...

What i really want to know is are the baked as funky as the regular. That's one thing that could definitely use a change. All the funk that escapes from the bag when you open it. Kind of a dirty sock funk.
'Course it doesn't stop me from eating them though....

LegalMist said...

Well said, Whiskeymarie! Go for the "real" stuff, I always say!

John said...

You don't mean to tell me you slighted yourself with BAKED Doritos on your birthday, do you? I'm starting to believe that this is not really International Awesome Week.

Mel O said...

Well, duuuuuuuh!

:)

Kim said...

Baked Lays scarred me so completely a few years back, I'm scared to try any "baked" chip ever again. Thank you for validating my decision but I'm sorry you had to experience that.

Renaissance Woman said...

Amen to that sister! I eat the Baked because they are healthier...not better!

Lollie said...

Can't eat Doritos...burps taste vomity. I abstain from this debate.

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

Baked Doritos have the wrongest texture ever. Baked Cheddar Ruffles however are divine and I wouldn't kick them out of bed for eatin' .... um crackers?

Aunt Snow said...

orange powder on fingers....mmmm....sick.