Monday, May 4, 2009

When life hands you lemons, send them back and demand cake.


You know what?

Fuck it- I don't want today to be about bad stuff. It's 70+ degrees, I went for a great bike ride, and the dark cloud looming over today has dissipated a bit. Plus, considering that I'm 38, love snack foods and wine as much as any human can, often stay up too late, incessantly pick at imagined things on my face, don't always wear sunscreen when I should, and sometimes my only exercise is trying to use the remote with my toes...

...I think I'm holding up pretty darn good.

Now, dammit- I want some cake.

Tomorrow I'll tell you about my weekend and all the debauchery involved (including, but not limited to: nudity, dirty talk & whiskey).

Oh, and I adopted a monkey.

Happy my birthday, my little morsels of cakey, buttercreamy goodness. Happy my birthday.

XOXO

20 comments:

H said...

Happy Birthday love!! Hope it's an awesome day. Love your banner!

Miss Awesome said...

Woohoo! Happy birthday!

Fancy Schmancy said...

Happy happy joy joy. 38 isn't so bad, honestly!

i am playing outside said...

congrats on living another entire 365 day period. its a challenging feat!

Greta said...

Happy Birthday Whiskeymarina!

CDP said...

38 seems quite young to me now. Happy birthday!

Devilham said...

Happy Birthday Whiskey!!!! I am currently 38, going on 39 meself, I find it helps to pick an age and stick with it....spiritually I am totally still 32, and that's not changing anytime soon. Give it a shot, you'll like it, I'm certain!

WendyB said...

Happy birthday! 38 is starting to look like the good old days to me...

SkylersDad said...

You completely rock 38, I would have guessed 28!

John said...

Consider it "Happied." : )) Now go eat cake.

Lollie said...

My older brother just had a year he is happy to say goodbye and good fucking riddance to. Same boat? I'll say the same to you as I did to him...it has to be better next year, so Happy Birthday and may next year rock!

Fran said...

You and your drinks and your stories and your cake... a now your goddam adopted monkey.

Oh you think this is any way to live?

(well it is! keep living! we adore you!)

Happy Monkey Adoptin' Drankin' Swearin' Cakey Nekkid Birthday!

Aunt Snow said...

Happy Birthday!! what's the monkey's name?

Poobomber said...

Is it your birthday?

Shit!

I didn't even make you any slippers made from my hair for the occasion!

Well happy birthday (if you can be happy without me-hair slippers, that is).

punchlinewalking said...

That's more like! Happy mother effin' birthday!

Kim said...

I love that picture, especially the girl on the right who looks like she's sneakily trying to help you blow.
That sounded dirtier than I meant.

Iheartfashion said...

Happy Birthday Whiskey Marie!
You've won some fancy skin creams for your 38-year old self on my blog.

Stefanie said...

Happy birthday (belated though it may be)! You ARE holding up well. Frankly I'm a little jealous.

180|360 said...

Hope you had a fabulous birthday! Love the new header. :)

gorillabuns said...

happy belated birthday! i'm sorry I'm just now reading this.