Wednesday, January 2, 2008

I hear that big, hairy warts are all the rage this season.


I seem to have sprouted a "growth" of some sort on my finger.

Anyone have any ointment?
No?
How's about some salve?

20 comments:

Suze said...

Why that's a humping monkey on your finger. He's probably upset that Olga didn't pick him. Poor humping monkey.

Sean said...

Okay where did you touch Dr. MVM?

Shannon Erin said...

I want a growth too. No fair! ;(

Peteski said...

It'll be fine as long as it doesn't start to turn yellow -

wait a sec ...

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

That monkey is packing some "heat" I bet.

LittlePea said...

I want one I want one! Oh wait a minute is that monkey humping? Sexaaay!

Happy New Year BTW

Distributorcap said...

and i thought the Condi and Laura finger puppets were much more fun!

dguzman said...

I think there's a cream you can put on that... I don't know if it'll make it go away or get worse, though.

Butrfly Garden said...

(try again)

Monkeypox?

Wiki says, "Currently, there is no proven, safe treatment for monkeypox."

I (with no medical training) say:
Mash a very ripe banana with three crushed aspirin and apply to the infected area fifty seven times daily for three and a half days.

Nocturnal said...

Horny monkey.

Cheers

Mariposa said...

What a lovely wart! ;)

CDP said...

I don't see anything wrong there.

Nature Girl said...

Is that a banana in his hands or is he.....ahhh nevermind!

I've sure missed reading your antics this past 2 weeks. I hope your Christmas was FAB. Watch your mailbox, I sent postcards..
Stacie

Disco and Dexter - Friends at Best said...

I don't know why you would ever want to get rid of that growth on your finger! Mine never resemble anything that adorable!

lizgwiz said...

That's the cutest hairy growth I've ever seen. I want one. ;)

Inarticulate Fumblings said...

Ointment and salve do not work for this type of wart. They are caused by extreme amounts of alcohol consumption over New Years. In order to have it removed, drink lots of water, eat a #5 meal from McDonald's, and sleep. If that doesn't work, it should come off immediately after seeing someone that wasn't at the party.

Gretta said...

Um, the word "salve" makes me all kinds of cringey.
Just wear some cheetah-print opera gloves.

gorillabuns said...

my what a big banana he has there...

H said...

If only all big hairy warts were so adorable!

Fran said...

Is that Dr. Monkey on your finger or are you just glad to see me????