Wiki says, "Currently, there is no proven, safe treatment for monkeypox."
I (with no medical training) say: Mash a very ripe banana with three crushed aspirin and apply to the infected area fifty seven times daily for three and a half days.
Ointment and salve do not work for this type of wart. They are caused by extreme amounts of alcohol consumption over New Years. In order to have it removed, drink lots of water, eat a #5 meal from McDonald's, and sleep. If that doesn't work, it should come off immediately after seeing someone that wasn't at the party.
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Okay where did you touch Dr. MVM?
I want a growth too. No fair! ;(
It'll be fine as long as it doesn't start to turn yellow -
wait a sec ...
That monkey is packing some "heat" I bet.
I want one I want one! Oh wait a minute is that monkey humping? Sexaaay!
Happy New Year BTW
and i thought the Condi and Laura finger puppets were much more fun!
I think there's a cream you can put on that... I don't know if it'll make it go away or get worse, though.
(try again)
Monkeypox?
Wiki says, "Currently, there is no proven, safe treatment for monkeypox."
I (with no medical training) say:
Mash a very ripe banana with three crushed aspirin and apply to the infected area fifty seven times daily for three and a half days.
Horny monkey.
Cheers
What a lovely wart! ;)
I don't see anything wrong there.
Is that a banana in his hands or is he.....ahhh nevermind!
I've sure missed reading your antics this past 2 weeks. I hope your Christmas was FAB. Watch your mailbox, I sent postcards..
Stacie
I don't know why you would ever want to get rid of that growth on your finger! Mine never resemble anything that adorable!
That's the cutest hairy growth I've ever seen. I want one. ;)
Ointment and salve do not work for this type of wart. They are caused by extreme amounts of alcohol consumption over New Years. In order to have it removed, drink lots of water, eat a #5 meal from McDonald's, and sleep. If that doesn't work, it should come off immediately after seeing someone that wasn't at the party.
Um, the word "salve" makes me all kinds of cringey.
Just wear some cheetah-print opera gloves.
my what a big banana he has there...
If only all big hairy warts were so adorable!
Is that Dr. Monkey on your finger or are you just glad to see me????
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