Friday, January 18, 2008

I am officially no longer a virgin to this sort of thing. Should my butt hurt? Just wondering...

Anonymous said...

Billy Joel has great taste in women. Who gives a damn what your petty, parochial opinions are? Get a life - or at least get some therapy.

January 17, 2008 11:50 PM

*****

Hey anon-

If you don't like my "petty, parochial opinions" then stay the fuck away from my blog. I don't need that sort of shit around here. I try to keep it civil here. I sure as shit won't let you get away with this sort of anonymous "hit and run" bullshit without calling you out.

My blog, my rules.

That's the beauty of choice- if you don't like one thing, you can find another. Why the hell would you read something you find so distasteful and trite anyways? I guess I'm much too "petty" to understand why someone would waste time like that.

My life and my psyche are just fine, thank you.

How about YOU get a life and move the fuck on to another blog.

And, have a nice day.

25 comments:

nancypearlwannabe said...

Anonymous comments blow. Dude, if you have an opinion at least have the balls to put your name on it.

lizgwiz said...

Who gives a damn about your opinions? "I do, I do!" That's why I read your blog. (Duh.) Bring 'em on. ;)

Sizzle said...

it wasn't even like you were dissing her in that post either. not that i thought. angry anonymous people are sad and pathetic. i have one that likes to read my blog every day and yet when they did comment they were so rude. wtf? why do you read my blog if you seem to hate me?

fuck them.

:)

McGone said...

I'm surprised that Billy Joel doesn't have anything better to do than troll the Interwebs leaving anonymous comments defending his honor.

Lollie said...

WM: Kudos for keeping a-hole's comment live.

A-hole: You are a coward "Anonymous." If you deem yourself important enough to have your own wrong opinion, at least own up to it you pussy.

Haters can eff the eff off. WM lives.

rcubed said...

You have one of the best blogs ever.
I wouldn't mind more pictures of Pooter, but otherwise you never disappoint.

Also, thank you for the previous post--I needed some mascara so yesterday I bought the cover girl stuff you use. Love it.

punchlinewalking said...

I love it! What a weird thing for "Anonymous" to get so upset about.

CDP said...

McGone beat me to it!

Anonymous mean comments are so pathetic. The rest of us LOVE your opinions.

Mariposa said...

Geezzz, I just come from another blog complaining against stupid anon comments...

These people who hides behind anonymity to say shit are BIG TIME LOSERS!

Suze said...

Right on Whiskeymarie! Don't like a blog........move on...and take your anonymous comments with you.

Your wit, pictures AND Billy Joel comments keep me coming back daily. Well, in a strictly non-stalker type way since that restraining order you put out on me. Love you girl!

Nature Girl said...

Anonymous hit and run bloggers who insult for sport are nothing short of cowards with tiny penis's (or bad hair, I don't discriminate against women) I got you're back girlfriend, it's been much too long since I had a good throwdown, if you need me just say the word!
Stacie

Anonymous said...

I'm glad that I like trite. I visit daily for my dose of WM! Even the "And, have a nice day" had me chuckling. Sarcasm dripping like wax down a candle!

Hope you have a great weekend!

Patti

Joe said...

Hey, WM, that "Anonymous" comment was me. I'm sorry. It's just that, I've been so horribly upset ever since Top Chef dropped Mrs. Joel in favor of that whore Padma Lakshmi that it's kind of a sensitive topic. It was cowardly of me. I promise to never let my unbridled enthusiasm for Katie Lee Joel ever come between us again.

Hugs!

dguzman said...

Oy, I finally earned my "No-Slappz" merit badge over on my blog. These people need to get a life. Read the blogs you like, leave the ones you think are "petty" or whatever ALONE. Morons!

P.S.--how about some more WM costume posts! I loved those!

L Sass said...

Um... I wouldn't be too offended by someone who leads off with "Billy Joel has great taste in women." WTF? Billy Joel also gets in a lot of drunk driving accidents, which I think more than negates his ability to pick out pretty blondes.

3carnations said...

You'd think Billy Joel (or his wife) would have been comfortable enough to include their name and not just be anonymous...

Sugar Kane said...

I don't understand the why people feel the need to leave douchbag comments. Good for you for calling him or her out. I got your back girl!

Gretta said...

Seriously. WTF. Reading a blog you don't get/enjoy, is like buying a pair of shoes you hate, and then scowling at them, while they just sit, innocently, in your closet.

Remind me to tell you about the time Anonymous sent me a note in my sorority house. HI-larious.

Chiada said...

I'm glad that Joe spoke up because, for the last hour or two, I've been composing an apology in my head for my comment.

Actually, I'm still going to go ahead with it.

If I offended anybody out there who is married to someone old enough to be their father, I'm sorry. I have many friends whose husbands are 12 and 15 years older than them, and I have no problem with it. I realize that people are attracted to more than just looks or age, because I myself have been attracted to men old enough to be my father, too. I would have no problem being friends with and supporting a couple with a large age gap.

Yes, my comment may have been petty and patriarchal. I admit that I have some old fashioned views regarding things.

I spoke in haste.

Fran said...

Sorry I was not there to defend your honor.

Screw anonymous or even named but without real estate commenters!

Anyway, I like your style, I am a little too much the diplomat and Catholic girl sometimes.

Fuck that.

I think your petty, parochial opinion is brilliant by the way. Really it is - in the most petty and parochial ways possible!

Where do people come up with their angry shit?

Jon said...

There's nothing petty or parochial about Monster Metal Monday.
Believe that.

gorillabuns said...

block 'em; spam 'em; leave dirty messages on their email.

that should fix the problem but then again, i fight DIRTY!

Nocturnal said...

Atta Gurl WM, I have your back; your blog rocks.

Cheers.

Candy said...

Ahh I remember my first, not so long ago. It was an awesome feeling of power to out them as well. Go Girl!

Butrfly Garden said...

I leave you alone for a week and THIS is what happens??

Fuck them! My first anonasshole comment came about a month after I started. It was absolutely hilarious, though, because at the time I got about three hits a day and immediately figured out who she was and posted her link in my comments and told her that if she wanted to talk shit on MY blog to have the guts to link her name...and since she didn't, I'd do it for her. She apologized.

(Shit...time to go...I'll catch up more later.)