I can't move (I might wake you).
I can't go pee (ditto).
Where's the damn remote? Oh holy shit- is it buried in the cushions? Cause' there's no freaking way I can sit through an American Idol rerun. Kelly who? Kelly WHO CARES, that's what (sorry my lovely A.I. fans).
Oh God, now you're snoring. And Mr. computer says he's running out of cordless juice.
But I'm not tired! (screeching whiny voice here)
I love you and all, but when you fall asleep on me I want to "accidentally" push you off the couch.
funny! my mantra is: cuddling is one thing, but sleeping means NO TOUCHING!
precious moments figurines make me vomit in my mouth. this may be partly due to the fact that i worked on a precious moments wedding invitation album for a while. *shudder*
Hahaha. I second Feistymngirl's mantra. That's great.
I see no problem whatsoever with you shoving him on the floor in such situations. I mean, you've GOT to change the channel...
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