When I win the lottery (and you know I will), I will have nothing but free time to post about how my butler had the nerve to polish the gold-plated walls with bargain gold polish, or I will tell you about how myself and the Countess DePoontaner shared a larf over poor people actually filling their own gas tanks when the rest of us have Oompa Loompas to do such things.
But until then, I will be toiling away at work like a jackass, and having a busy busy busy week that leaves me with little to no time to spend with y'all.
You will have to wait a few days for more exciting posts.
Some of the possible topics I will be covering then:
"Does this smell funny to you?
"Whiskeymarie's all pork diet. Eat your way to a swarthier complexion!"
"Did I ever tell you about that time at the butt doctor?"
"How to make dinner using only an onion, gummy bears, Cap'n Crunch and vienna sausages."
"Easy & fun surgical procedures to try at home!"
"Losin' it: the WM virginity chronicles"
"Watch me stick inanimate objects in my nose!"
"The Whiskeymarie summer olympics! Saint Paul '08!"
The anticipation is killing me too...
Happy Wednesday, my little honey-coated chubby and adorable bumblebees. Happy Wednesday.
Oh, and p.s- Thank you ALL for the lovely b-day messages & e-mails. Man, I love you guys.