Wednesday, May 28, 2008

I'm #1, sucka!


Go ahead and Google "sexually active retirees" and see what pops up.

Oh yeah...

(I should also confess that if you Google "scat lovers unite" that you'll get the same result. Awesome.)

28 comments:

John said...

Hahahahahaha. You ARE Number 1. : ))

Anonymous said...

Since I am retired (and curiosity got the best of me) I googled that! Since I apparently have no life I also googled Von Partypants. Surprise....You are number 1 in sooo many areas!!!

But then, we always knew that!!


Patti

Lollie said...

According to scat lovers unite on Google, you're not only number one, you're "number 2!" Speaking of which, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now.

punchlinewalking said...

Congratulations...you totally deserve it!

Butrfly Garden said...

That's hard core.

Christa said...

i was once nos. 3-4 for "super potato oles." i miss my old blog sometimes.

Mariposa said...

Ha ha ha! You deserve an award for this! Such an achievement!!! LOL

CDP said...

Outstanding!
I'm usually in the top 10 for "Barack Obama Scientology"; those searches usually originate in Germany. It was just a joke, for crying out loud!

i am playing outside said...

you win. i am going to read you now. and i bet i'll comment. good luck!

180|360 said...

HAHA! I'm an expert on Bikram Yoga supposedly. Kinda scary that people would google sexually active retirees though.

Whiskeymarie said...

Also- someone today TWICE googled "does cottage cheese make it hard to poop" and got me.
I wasn't #1, but close.
I have NO idea where that came from.

Suze said...

Standing up right now and giving you an ovation!!!

Word verification: snap-hi. It's like another shout out to you for being number 1

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

That is so cool. And to think I played a part in making you #1. I bow down to your genius.

Hybrid Fat-n-Sassy said...

I have a cat door to the basement. It's for the cats. Tell the chimney guys.

minijonb said...

ahhhrg! my eyes, my eyes!

thanks. thanks a lot.

= : - )

Renaissance Woman said...

Ha! Good job and congrats!

Minnesota Girl said...

you rock. i think that sums it up.

Gwen said...

Quite an achievement. What's next on your list of things to do?

Stefanie said...

Now THAT is something to be proud of. :-)

lizgwiz said...

Well, but how do you fare with "grandmother boobs"? ;)

surviving myself said...

Also- someone today TWICE googled "does cottage cheese make it hard to poop" and got me.
I wasn't #1, but close.
I have NO idea where that came from.


Sorry.

L Sass said...

Congratulations!!!! Well-deserved.

Grant Miller said...

So hot. So very, very hot.

Fran said...

Where is that damn AARP card?

Hooo boy, I sure needed that laugh.

Miss Awesome said...

That is an awesome thing to be #1 for!

LittlePea said...

Perfect example for why chuckle like an effing idiot every time I come here.

Distributorcap said...

LOL ---- you devil

Moe Wanchuk said...

I sure hope to be sexually active (with someone) by the time I'm retired