Today would be my belated Grandma Martha's birthday.
People say I'm just like her, which I think is awesome.
My two favorite Martha-isms:
(talking about her new dog) "I named her 'PITA', because she's a Pain In The Ass."
"I should have been a hooker. At least then I would have been paid for it."
Damn, I miss that old broad.
Happy b-day my dear.