Monday, April 7, 2008

Space, and several things space-related.

Several relatively minor things:
1) When did I become "in control" of the "space-time continuum" I am associated with?
2) When did Saturn get so interesting?
3) Who trimmed my nether regions in such a haphazard and obviously drunken manner?
4) Is 4 glasses of wine too much?
5) Should I be as impressed with my shoes as I am right now?
6) Why do cat farts smell like cat food, but most people farts smell like garlic and onions?
7) Why does Ryan Seacrest have a viable career???

Help me, Obi-wan, you're my only hope.

Happy whatever the hell day this is..., my sweets.


Freida Bee, MD said...

Darling, if you're calling Monday Friday, then I think you've had the perfect amount to drink.

Just stay away from Pooter's pubic hair.

Jon said...

That's what I like about you, WM. You're not afraid to ask the tough questions.

diatribes and dish said...

I've never smelled a cat fart. Interesting.

CDP said...

All unanswerable questions.

Butrfly Garden said...

Let me see if I can take a stab at these(except why Ryan Seacrest has a career - that dumbfounds me):
1) I'm thinking three years and a week from yesterday.
2) When we got good space cameras!
3) Your guess would be much better than mine.
4) No.
5) Depends. Pictures?
6) Although we do believe Contessa farted ON Mike the other day, I do not believe I have ever smelled a cat fart specifically. Are you looking for research funding?

punchlinewalking said...

I can really only answer #4 with any certainty. And the answer is HELLS NO.

Mrs. Tantrum said...

The answer to #7 is because he is the DEVIL.

and 4 glasses is NOT ENOUGH!!

Nature Girl said...

If you ask me, and you did...4 glasses of wine is NOT ENOUGH!

You're a riot!

surviving myself said...

1) You never were, you were just drunk.
2) Saturn is weak. Uranus is where the fun is. Oh!
3) I hope it was you. Or a friend with a gentle touch.
4) It is too little. See #1.
5) Yes.
6) Because that's how it is in the Bible.
7) Becuase he's dreamy!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I demand to know why you are sniffing cat ass when you have much more important things to do.

Landis said...

1. when i gave up control of said "continuum"

2. when i got it's personality

3. again, me. and if you look closely, it's saturn.

4. not for paella

5. yes.

6. because cats do not eat garlic and onions

7. because. . . ok, i don't know this one.

gorillabuns said...

Silly girl, don't you know there is really no such thing as time?

And you should always be impressed with fabulous shoes. I wouldn't know because my four year old tennis shoes are a white hot mess.

tobacco brunette said...

Four glasses is too much for me. I usualy stick with one bottle. Cuz I'm into moderation and shit.