I was going to say "and a smart looking Michael Kors vest (if there is such a thing)," but I like Dr. Monkey's tube top and hot pants idea better. Klassy.
I attended a girls' school and we had a replica of the Venus de Milo in the main hall. Every year, the senior class plays a prank, and the senior class that preceded mine made plaster arms for Venus, and put a handbag in her plaster hand.
I would totally steal that bag from her. And replace it with a walmart plastic shopping bag. Because I am mean and covetous of anything by Michael Kors. And pretty much, his attention on a Monday evening, too. I miss him in the Proj Runway offseason. Dang it. Now I'll be all saddy and stuff.
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I feel smarter already. And I agree with you, she doesn't seem like a Prada girl.
Fascinating! Maybe she could just attach a long, cross-body strap to that bag and rock it anyway.
And maybe a belt.
Or maybe a twelve pack of Coors. I read somewhere that she was a drunk.
Really.
I'd be curious about what she carries in the bag.
I'd like to think that were she alive today she'd be wearing a tube top and hot pants. But that's just me.
I was going to say "and a smart looking Michael Kors vest (if there is such a thing)," but I like Dr. Monkey's tube top and hot pants idea better. Klassy.
I'm thinking while the bag is wonderful, she's popping vast amounts of osteoporous meds due to her VERY brittle bones.
I attended a girls' school and we had a replica of the Venus de Milo in the main hall. Every year, the senior class plays a prank, and the senior class that preceded mine made plaster arms for Venus, and put a handbag in her plaster hand.
I would totally steal that bag from her. And replace it with a walmart plastic shopping bag. Because I am mean and covetous of anything by Michael Kors. And pretty much, his attention on a Monday evening, too. I miss him in the Proj Runway offseason. Dang it. Now I'll be all saddy and stuff.
I like to think that if she spoke, she'd tell me 8,000 things about that handbag.
And with her porcelain...er, marble skin tone, she could rock that bag in a multitude of colors. For reals.
She looks like a Prada girl to me.
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