Tuesday, April 1, 2008

The one true sign of the Apocolypse.

Crap.
Crappety, crap, crap.
Crappety, crappety, crappety, crap, crap.

I'm pregnant.*














*happy April Fool's, suckas.

24 comments:

Fran said...

You almost- I said almost had me.

Although I must say, it would make for some most interesting blogging dear WM!!

punchlinewalking said...

I am a sucka...I totally believed it.

CDP said...

You had me, too. You could have worked that for weeks, phony ultrasounds and everything.

McGone said...

Oh My God!!!*


*This is the only time you get away with that. Don't ever do that again.

Courtney said...

You didn't fool me for a SECOND!!! I think there would be a few choice words a bit stronger than "Crap" thrown in if there was really a bun in the oven. Still, I appreciate your festiveness. Happy April 1st.

rcubed said...

Ha ha! That was awesome, I totally believed.

The Grand ChaHee said...

Ha! I think you're a brave woman to tempt fate; however, if you ever need a good strong baby name--look no further... I mean, if I had a kid, I'd totally name it The Grand Chahee, I don't know about you...

Mariposa said...

I almost believed you!!! Good thing I'm taught to read the fine prints... :P

Happy April Fool's Day! :D

Chiada said...

Haha! You're so funny. And I totally did not believe you at all.

A year ago or two a friend of mine really pulled the wool over us, and I was so tee'd! She gave us the whole sob story of being pregnant a couple of weeks before April Fools Day. And it was this whole long involved story. I emailed her and was all, "Dude! How could you not call me?!? You made me find out along with the rest of the Internet!" Then I found out about her secret plan to fool everyone and got mad. What a joke to play on people. Not my cuppa. I mean, the way you did it is cool. Same day and all. But two weeks before? I don't like being fooled like that. But hey, she's my best pal. Of course I forgave her. :)

Stefanie said...

You had me. But only for a second. As soon as I saw the asterisk, my eyes went back to normal and my mouth closed. :-)

Domestically Disabled Girl said...

I'm no sucka! Happy April Fool's day anyway!

Stacey said...

Dude, I soo knew THAT was an April Fools joke. C'mon who do you think you're dealing with an amateur ?

:)

Ghost Dansing said...

congratulations whiskeymarie.....

TwistedNoodle said...

You little stinka you. My heart leapt into my throat for a second, followed by a big grin and excitement , then I read the fine print. Such a comedienne.

BTW...glad you got your awesome luggage back. I've kicked the purse carrying habit going on over 10 years now, but I do have a small black Kipling hand bag I use when I travel and I love it.

nancypearlwannabe said...

Bwahaha... I did the same thing to my sister today. Only she totally fell for it. Man, I love April Fool's.

gorillabuns said...

My husband spread this rumor to everyone today.

I didn't find this joke to be very funny.

Landis said...

this didn't work so well for me when i tried it at work.

i also got called into h.r. for some reason, but i just faked cramps.

diatribes and dish said...

Ha ha, good one. Did you hear that Canada's trying to buy Ely?

Iheartfashion said...

Good one, but I wasn't fooled for a second.

Candy said...

I really just need to mark all the blogs I didn't read yesterday, READ! Becuase you're the fifth person who's done that to me today, and I keep falling for it. Christ.

Margie Blystone said...

Yes, you got me... Only because I'm reading this on April 2nd... Damn, I had about 8+ seconds there, waiting for comments to load... I was planning the baby shower, imagining how incredibly hot the sex in New Orleans must've been and thinking up baby names... Then just like that... *splooosh* a bucket of cold April foolishness hit me square in the face.

Yeah, I'm a sucka!

dguzman said...

*thud*

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Good one. If you ever do get "with child" name it after me, will ya?

Freida Bee, MD said...

Will you at least name your fake baby Freida?