Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Because I haven't mentioned him in, like, 37 seconds.



Once upon a movie screen,
I saw a man, dark and lean.
Born an Englishman some years ago,
Your name Is Clive, which I love so.

Too bad you're married,
I missed my chance,
But hey, I'm married too,
let's take off our pants.

Our affair can be brief,
I'm o.k. with that.
Now get on the bed,
And no- I don't do scat*.



(*what did you think I meant, you dirty little birds?)

16 comments:

McGone said...

The black shirt/white bowtie look wouldn't work for everyone. I myself, for instance, would look like I was in a weird 80s synthesizer pop band or something. Points to Mr. Owen for always bringing the style.

Bill Hipps said...

Yucky...scat and Clive.

-R- said...

Scat: what Meatloaf was singing about. I would do anything for love, but I won't do scat.

PS My husband could have written this ode to Clive. Scary.

Stacey said...

He does look rather scrumptious in that picture doesn't he ?

Lollie said...

You know what I would dip my chips in? Sour Cream and Clive!

And...

Happy Birthday!

surviving myself said...

is this about me???

dguzman said...

Even we lesbos think the Clive's hot.

Suze said...

Scat - well what do you think of that? I think Clive is more prone to do the jive. I will stop now.

The Grand ChaHee said...

you know, i have this insane adversion to scat also--but i'm not going to lie, for clive, i'd probably try it...

That was seriously the best poetry i've ever read!

180|360 said...

He's HOT. But I have a thing for englishmen.

domboy said...

Sorry, I had to Google him ... seems okay, but he's no Gregory Peck (my hero).

minijonb said...

Clive has been my role model for years. Now I just need to perfect the accent... and I will be him!
=:-)

kirby said...

Yummy, yummy.

Chiada said...

He totally should have been the next 007 instead of that blonde person.

(Although I'm surprised at how well Daniel Craig did on his Bond portrayal, and he's pretty hot, too.)

Shannon Erin said...

**Sigh** So dreamy.

Landis said...

oh, no, wait. NOW j'adore. and a little wet.