My heart stopped for a second when I saw...
Thank you, my secret lover Valleyfair for giving me this precious gift. I will set forth on a pilgrimage to the holy land of thrill rides. I will worship at your altar until I am a little queasy from funnel cakes and beer. I will make sweet roller coaster love to you with my quivering buttocks each time I ride.
I love you, new wooden rollerbeast.
You will be mine.
Holy crap, I'll go with you! It would appear that this is not a ride for the weak or the weary. Only the brave, couragious, not-likely-to-puke-on-a-roller-coaster soul. I'm intrigued...
I have a huge stack of coupons that the Valleyfair staff sent my office. $23.95 for 48" or taller. Is that a good deal? I haven't been there in ages and have no clue. But I'm with you on the new rollercoaster, sign me up!
i. love. rollercoasters!!!!!!
can i come too????
Any of my girls in MN can join me...
I'll let you know when I'm going, It'll be a few weeks.
Rollercoaster...of love, rolercoaster, whoo hoo!
that is awesome! if i don't go to valleyfair this summer i'm going to stab myself in the eyeball with a corndog stick.
"i'm going to stab myself in the eyeball with a corndog stick."
"if i don't go to valleyfair this summer i'm going to stab myself in the eyeball with a corndog stick." Spoken like a true Minnesotan!!
So, Valleyfair: Better or Worse since Wild Thing "derailed?"
I'll still go, It takes more than the threat of grievous bodily harm to stop me from the 'coasters.
I haven't been there in a few years, so I'm not sure if I've gone post-derailment.
Really though, we have to question the safety of anything run by bored-looking 16-year-olds.
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