My heart stopped for a second when I saw...
Thank you, my secret lover Valleyfair for giving me this precious gift. I will set forth on a pilgrimage to the holy land of thrill rides. I will worship at your altar until I am a little queasy from funnel cakes and beer. I will make sweet roller coaster love to you with my quivering buttocks each time I ride.
I love you, new wooden rollerbeast.
You will be mine.