Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Can we go? Can we go? Can we go? Can we go? Can we go? Can we go? Can we go? Can we go?

My heart stopped for a second when I saw...

This.

Thank you, my secret lover Valleyfair for giving me this precious gift. I will set forth on a pilgrimage to the holy land of thrill rides. I will worship at your altar until I am a little queasy from funnel cakes and beer. I will make sweet roller coaster love to you with my quivering buttocks each time I ride.

I love you, new wooden rollerbeast.

You will be mine.

9 comments:

Brillig said...

Holy crap, I'll go with you! It would appear that this is not a ride for the weak or the weary. Only the brave, couragious, not-likely-to-puke-on-a-roller-coaster soul. I'm intrigued...

Kate said...

I have a huge stack of coupons that the Valleyfair staff sent my office. $23.95 for 48" or taller. Is that a good deal? I haven't been there in ages and have no clue. But I'm with you on the new rollercoaster, sign me up!

Domestically Disabled Girl said...

i. love. rollercoasters!!!!!!

can i come too????

Whiskeymarie said...

Any of my girls in MN can join me...

I'll let you know when I'm going, It'll be a few weeks.

Rollercoaster...of love, rolercoaster, whoo hoo!

Christa said...

that is awesome! if i don't go to valleyfair this summer i'm going to stab myself in the eyeball with a corndog stick.

Domestically Disabled Girl said...

"i'm going to stab myself in the eyeball with a corndog stick."

love it!!!

Sugar Kane said...

That rules!

Butrfly Garden said...

"if i don't go to valleyfair this summer i'm going to stab myself in the eyeball with a corndog stick." Spoken like a true Minnesotan!!

So, Valleyfair: Better or Worse since Wild Thing "derailed?"

Whiskeymarie said...

I'll still go, It takes more than the threat of grievous bodily harm to stop me from the 'coasters.
I haven't been there in a few years, so I'm not sure if I've gone post-derailment.
Really though, we have to question the safety of anything run by bored-looking 16-year-olds.