1) Too many protein bars = gas & angry belly
2) Me trying to pack "light" is like trying to shove a greased monkey into a wetsuit.
3) Coke zero really DOES taste like real Coke. Really.
4) Mullets are neither "rockin it old-school" nor "retro", Just sad. Even in Scanlon, MN.
5) People need to write more letters. It's nice to see hand-written correspondence occasionally, instead of "fonts".
6) I'm getting Valium for my trip.
Pharmeceuticals = happy flying Whiskeymarie
7) Buckets of caffeine will not make you more focused. Go figure. I'm fidgeting like Joe Cocker on crack right now.
8) What? (see #7)
9) When did giant, colorful plastic earrings come back in style...and why?
10) I love my job, I hate my job, I love my job, I hate my job, I love my job, I hate bullshit office politics.