i'll be on the lookout for the bar flare.
Bar flares? An idea whose time has come!You know I hope people stay tuned until the end, so totally worth it.You drunk rascalette, very funny in your drunk-y video-y way.
Jeeez Whiskey.....Pick a Winner!
the minne-SO-ta accent is just fabulous. more video pls.
Um, Whiskey? Have you been laughing at me for a week because you have a piece of furniture upholstered in the same material as this dress? Because I would be.http://everythingilikecausescancer.blogspot.com/2008/06/flag-day-2008-it-was-better-than-ham.htmlThe similarity is truly uncanny.
Girl, you need to be on stage. Seriously. You're a crack up!
I LOVE THIS!!! Your cute little accent is great! How did you do that? I want to make videos too! Whiskey Marie you are a star and you look so pretty on film. I am so impressed and by the way I have a guy down here who installs shower trapezes. He did a fantastic job on mine. I think he has a brother in Minnesota. I'll give him your number.
Quantity is where the savings are. Words to live by...especially when talking about handies.
Cheesemeatdrunkiness- ha! Sounds like a good idea (the drunkiness though I do like cheese).
I'd pay $52.P.S. - were you too drunkey to turn comments on earlier?
You're not really drunk. That wine glass had barely been touched. I saw ONE swig.How about a shower trampoline?!
The only way this video could be any awesomer is if there was a freestyle rap battle going on in the background between Batman and Jesus. And even then it would be tough to beat, unless they were sporting that fantastic Minnesota accent.
You are so beautiful. To me.
That vid reminded me of a Samantha Bee clip from The Daily SHow. You have a future if you could only put down the devil's juice.
I've been thinking about this "hand job" thing...and I think you're totally under-pricing yourself at $2.....cuz in my house...it seems to cost me WAY more than 2 lousy bucks. It usually cost me a tennis racket...or new dress...or even a few days of "no groping"....Either you are getting mugged...or I'm getting just run over :/
Christina- I'm sure we'll end up at Quinlan's or the twins at some point. Look for the flaming beacon. Fran- If Christa and I could market the "bar flare" idea, we'd totally be hundredaires. Moe- I did!Kat- as much as I try to tone it down, my nasal-y Northern MN charm seeps through every time. Gwen- I can't belive you stole my bedspread to make a dress. How very Carol Burnett of you. wafelenbak- The world is my stage, baby. wide lawns- have your guy call my guy. And I think that you may very well be the first person to call my voice/accent "cute." I love you. punchline- Too bas there isn't a Costco for these sorts of things. sizzle- Is drunk EVER a bad idea? john- I never turned them off! I promise!! And honestly I wasn't that drunk. But I was tired. And, you'd totally get the "friends and family" discount (wink). tgretta- It's like you see into my soul. jon- Please, please, please stop giving out spoilers for my upcoming videos! C'mon!dr. z- Back at'cha, my yakky friend. sornie- The devil and I made this deal a ways back, and if I opt out I owe him thirteen virgins and a back rub. No way I'm giving that dude a back rub. dcup- Hopefully not your last. Many, many more to come. moe- I am investigating this as we speak. I guess with inflation I should be charging AT LEAST $4.
Uhhmmmmm.... SssOoooo.... *waving two fingers in the air repeatedly* Uhhmmmmm... SsssOOOoooo... Uh, Yea... That, yea... THAT was... Uhhhhhmmm, Aaahhhh, Uhhhh... Inter...esting... UhMMmmmmm, yea... Inte........rest.....ing.Uh, wait did I just zone out there?$-1
This is porn to me.
Ha! Casino tokens! That almost killed me! I, too, love the midwestern accent, and I'm from the midwest. I shouldn't even notice it. Great post! Casino tokens...
You should sent your sister around to bloggers like you did with Fernando. That would keep her busy.
Just when I didn't think it was possible to love you even more than I already do...
That was rich, especially the bodies in Mississippi. Well done WM, bottoms up.Cheers
More ass, please.Miss Whiskey, you have outdone yourself.
Seriously? I dont' think it's possible for me to love you any more than I do right now at this moment..sooooo ummmmmyeahhhh..Stacie
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