I'm drunky, so I've been laid down the law (is that even a sentence??).
You'll notice that there are scribble marks beneath my post script.
This is because I have been unable to write "w's" without adding an extra "dub" today. I am not so coordinated, it seems.
This is because I am drunk. Super "wine drunk", if you must know. I'm "thinking of getting a sensitive yet sexy tattoo on my lower back" drunk.
I love you guys. Totally. Love.
Wet kisses and maybe a quick boob-shot love. We're drunk and I'm not into you but I feel sorry for you so I'll make out with you love. We already scrogged in high school so I feel obligated to be nice to you love.