- I saw a rather hugely chubby man driving a Dodge Neon today, and he was wearing earmuffs. Earmuffs. Not headphones, not ear buds- freaking earmuffs. People, it's over 70 degrees today.
- Ever see someone, a total stranger, that you can only associate with one location, and then you see them out of "your own personal context" and it seems odd? That happened today. I saw I guy I can only recall as the obnoxious loudmouth tard from a bar by my house, but he was mowing the lawn at a nearby elementary school. Nice to see he's employed. I was reminded of a time when I ran into one of my students while grocery shopping. He wasn't the brightest bulb on the tree, and he says, "You go grocery shopping too? Cool." I guess in his head I didn't exist outside of the building I work in. Odd.
- I have seriously listened to the Dandy Warhols' song "Minnesoter" approximately 439 times in the last few days, for whatever reason. I need to exorcise it from my soul and move on.
- And, to whoever googled "marshmallow anus insertion silly" and ended up here: so sorry for your disappointment. If I get drunky at all this weekend maybe I'll give it a try. I'll keep y'all posted.
Pick a good one for me this weekend, will you?