Saturday, June 21, 2008

Fair warning.

I'm drunky, so I've been laid down the law (is that even a sentence??).

You'll notice that there are scribble marks beneath my post script.

This is because I have been unable to write "w's" without adding an extra "dub" today. I am not so coordinated, it seems.

This is because I am drunk. Super "wine drunk", if you must know. I'm "thinking of getting a sensitive yet sexy tattoo on my lower back" drunk.

I love you guys. Totally. Love.
Wet kisses and maybe a quick boob-shot love. We're drunk and I'm not into you but I feel sorry for you so I'll make out with you love. We already scrogged in high school so I feel obligated to be nice to you love.

Drunkily yours,
WM.

16 comments:

Jon said...

I'm confused*... is that note a warning to yourself, like from the Future or something? Are we all doomed?? What happens if you blog? Should I head for the apocalyse shelter?


*also drunk

John said...

I didn't go to High School with you, so the way I see it, you owe me BIGTIME!

P.S. - Love you too. But you already know that.

Gwen said...

DANG! I was drinky and up at 1:11 am!! I wish I'd checked here before I passed out so I could've drunk commented.

So I guess you didn't heed your own laid-down law since you blogged. Did you buy anything?

McGone said...

So that's why you were outside my window last night singing Peter Gabriel. It all makes sense now.

Whiskeymarie said...

I bought a Coor's Light belt buckle shaped like a beer cap with a bottle opener on it.
I am not kidding.

Actually, it's a gift for a friend.
No, I'm not kidding.

And yes, I'm sober now but I'm (as usual) high on Jesus.

Ghost Dansing said...

at the dark end of this bar..... what a beautiful wreck you are.....

Moe Wanchuk said...

I got in Big Trouble last night after too many martinis. I was givin the old lady my best, but I was getting the bed spins, so.....I "Faked It!"
And she Busted me! She's Pissed!
Help Me Whiskey.....I need some advice!

Bubs said...

That's sweet. When I get on a good blog drunk it ends up being hillbilly music or scary clowns.

I like your version so much better.

Thanks!

Lollie said...

Please don't tell me you went out and got the Ass Antlers tattoo.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Holy crap, when did we scrogg in high school?

Stacey said...

Well I'll be...I too was super wine drunk Saturday. In fact I'm pretty sure I pledged my undying love to Chardonnay and we might have flown off to Vegas and eloped. That or a quickie...I can't be sure.

Bill Hipps said...

tramp stamp...don't do it.

MommasWorld said...

At first I thought it was the Mr. who wrote that. Maybe it was you? I have written notes like that to myself like "DO NOT call so and so! You WONT remember what you talked about!" :-)

dguzman said...

I love your "for the future drunky Whiskey" notes.

Mommy Lisa said...

Don't feel bad - I went to the Vegas, got drunkity drunk on vodka and cranberry juice, cut with club soda, SMOKED and sang "These boots are made for walkin'".

Happy birthday to me!

180|360 said...

I love that you blog drunk and threaten a boob-shot. We could be such good friends in real life.