Someone poke her with a stick to make sure she's still breathing...
Five things I will not be doing today:
1) Brokering world peace singlehandedly 2) Getting a massage 3) Sipping cocktails by the pool with my manservant, Renaldo 4) Winning the lottery 5) Getting to third base with Clive Owen
Five things I probably (maybe) will be doing today:
1) Eating something I probably shouldn't (any suggestions?) 2) Writing a lame blog post 3) Frittering away my morning doing pretty much nothing, thereby accomplishing exactly zero before work 4) Meowing "Beethoven's 5th" while chasing the cat around the house 5) Buying tickets to see Martin Short! At a casino!