If you were some whiny bitch at a bar, complaining about your boyfriend and how you hate that he sleeps with your sister AND your bi-curious cousin from Atlanta...
Well, I'd slap you hard and tell you to snap out of it.
Seriously.
Then I'd buy you a drink and sing karaoke with you.
But c'mon.
I'm not kidding.
Get the fuck over it already.
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I'm all for solidarity. I'll slap and drink with you.
hahaha, that is nice...a slap and a drink...at least you offer a drink... :P
Slap... drink.
Slap... drink.
Slap... drink.
What a nice little rhythm that has going.
Karaoke makes everything better.
Heh, I think you're spot on here WM.
Cheers
Especially if we get to be the Dixie Chicks and sing "Goodbye Earl" really loud and out of key!
Those black-eyed peeeeees taste a'right to meeeeeeEEEEE!
In college, after months of crying about my girl leaving me, my friend said "Shit happens, deal with it." It was a simple but important lesson (self-absorption has always been my weak point).
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