Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Why things are the way they are

Hey there!

I've been thinking about you!

You know, how've you been, how you have been getting by...you know, the usual.

I hear you haven't been doing so well. I hear you've been fondling monkeys and been busy getting accused of manhandling "sensitive" boys from the monastery.

How's that working out for you?

Me? Thanks for asking.

Well, I've been pensive.

I keep thinking about those monkeys...

You KNOW how I feel about those monkeys.

But then I remembered...

Boobs are smart.

At least MINE are.

Mine know their place.

Thank you boobs, for guiding me properly. And for loving this awesome t-shirt as much as your host does.

You are truly the light and the way.

Monkeys understand this.

Thank you monkeys.

Tags: Why I'm fucking nuts; Why I'm socially retarded


On a side note to those of you who have e-mailed about this:
And, o.k. girls (and boys): I'm already logged into Goodreads and have spent some time there. (www.goodreads.com/). I don't know if I can handle shelfreads too...I'll see what time allows. Honestly, I don't read enough books to justify two book website subscriptions. (I'm lame and uneducated like that. ) (Oh, and I love gummy bears. )(And shoes. I love shoes. But I love warm sunny days too.) (Do you hate me for loving warm, sunny days?) (Do You??)(Or do you hate me for loving gummy bears?) (TELL ME!!!) (DAMMIT!!!) Yes. Books. Yes. I will try and conform and commit to two different, yet equally time stealing ventures. Give me a moment...Or two.

The link for the t-shirt courtesy of Ms. Twisted: Go here, my dears.


Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I just want to pinch those cheeks you are sooooo cute!

Nocturnal said...

Cute pix, you look like a little girl even with your melons that showed you the way.


Suze said...

And you and your boobs better stay in the kitchen.

You're too cute. On a serious note, where is my pancake thing from the other post?? I've been waiting for you to "holla" that it's ready.

McGone said...

Several things:

As I have debilitating bouts of Blogger Burnout, I find it very unfair that I cannot have a post that centers around my boobs.

There has been no instances of "manhandling" or "fondling," I am happy to say. There have been monkeys, however.

I am not surprised that you own a Wonder Woman coffee mug.

-R- said...

You are super cute, and I love your lip gloss. Oh, and your shirt.

Butrfly Garden said...

You are so damn cute.

Now go get me a beer and make me something to eat!!

nancypearlwannabe said...

Cute shirt. :)

Nature Girl said...

Cute. Love the shirt!

Nature Girl said...

psssst. Psssst. Ps..I love gummy bears too, but ONLY the Black Forest Gummy Bears. They are the best...all others...blech!

Chiada said...

Hey! Your new shirt! It is very cute, very appropriate to my circumstances seeing as how I never cook, and YOU are too cute, dangit!

abbersnail said...

Holy crap! I want that shirt!

Also, I got a postcard from you yesterday. Woot and woot! You rock.

And finally: Black Forest gummy bears are better than sex. Or maybe they're just as good as sex. I don't know. Well, they're definitely CHEWIER than sex.

Ew. I'm gross.

Lollie said...

There are only two things I would change about my face...well, one now really. Earlier in my life, when I hadn't quite grown into them, I wanted to change my ears, but I'm over that now. I would, however, consider having my nose done. Can I have yours?

Your like a pixie. A bad pixie!

Suze said...

I love t-shirt hell. I bought friends of mine a t-shirt for their new child that said "they shake me".

Failcooks said...

I get the feeling you would be fielding a lot of marriage proposals on this site if you weren't already hitched, sexypants.

Boxer rebel said...

mrb I am right there with you. I agree she would be getting marriage proposals if she wasn't already married. But really how do we even know she is married? She says she is and we are supposed to believe her, maybe it is all a figment of her imagination or maybe she is trying to keep the hounds at bay.

Ok so I really do think you are married, but I also think you are 21 or 22 based upon your pics so what do i know?

Failcooks said...

Hate to be the one to break it to you Boxer, but I've met her other half, and he really is cute. And nice. Super nice. And, she really does look 22 in person. She really is that gorgeous. I'm lucky enough to be drinkin' buddies with the real WM! Read it and weep, peeps inside the computer!

Freida Bee, MD said...

I see why my monkeys haven't been coming home at night and I can't say I blame them.