I cannot even process this.
Holy shit, I am glad I just re-became a vegetarian a few months ago. Maybe there's still a chance for me after all.Ha- my word verification word is ogawd.
Lately I have been having trouble with shrimp...with the chances of getting one that has not been deviened quite high in some places. the "..it" grosses me out. NOW I can hold my head high and tell people I am not eating their party shrimp because GOD hates it.
Then what the hell doesn God want you to eat on Fridays during Lent?
I may be hammering the last nail in my coffin with this one, but GOD IS WRONG.
The road to hell is paved, not with good intentions, but cocktail sauce. A delicious, delicious cocktail sauce.
I'm all for taking down Long John Silvers... where do I sign up!?
Oh, and I guess just because YOU can't stand them... That's the reason YOU won't be burning in hell... heh! heh! heh!Mmmmm, loves me some of that shrimp AND lobster AND calamari and whatever other crustacean which can be buttered, fried, boiled or broiled! *saying to myself whilst licking my fingers and dodging lightning bolts.*
Oh crap - I'm going straight to hell then. I've been known to eat my weight in them at a buffet. Hail Mary.....
I think God also said not to wear two different cloths together. My lycra yoga pants and velour hoodie are paving my way to hell right now.Also, to gorillabuns--he wants you to eat mac & cheese! :-)
Methinks perhaps that's Old Testament.....I'm pretty sure that somewhere after 'turn the other cheek' there's a line about 'upon the barbie shall the shrimp be roasted. Enjoy ye the fruits of these backwards swimmers, and ye shall be blessed all the days of thy life.'I could be wrong tho.....T.
That God, he's a real kill joy.
If it swims, or even just sort of floats along the bottom, it must be eaten with relish.
I think that's hilarious. I've long been an advocate of pointing out how ridiculous it would be to follow everything in Leviticus EXACTLY. I mean...have you read some of that stuff? (And I say this as a regular churchgoer, for cryin' out loud.)
Wooohooo one more thing to add to the list of things that are/is going to send me to hell.....well if I believed in heaven or hell but that doesnt matter.....Hell or Bust!
Fred Phelps may have something to say about this. Does God even have time to hate both shrimp AND gay people and those of us who love gay people?
Well, it's official now. I'm going straight to hell. Thanks for the enlightenment WM!
Wait wait wait... I'm not supposed to be sowing mixed seeds in a field?!?!? Crap.
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