I'm uninterested in how uninteresting I am today. So, in place of an actual post with marginally interesting content, I give you these bits of interest for you to peruse at your leisure.
Leisure away, my little tootsie pops, leisure away.
Please tell me your favorite and see if you can guess which is my favorite.
For your entertainment, lady-folk and gentleboys:
This.
Or, This.
Or, perhaps, This.
Or, if you're in the mood...maybe, This.
And, if you know any good, short jokes (not jokes about short people- I mean short as in maybe my whiskey and butter clogged brain can remember it short), please find it in your heart to pass them on to the jokesterally challenged.
Like me.
Tomorrow I promise to delight and astound, much like the Ecuadorian Flea Circus.
13 comments:
This burglar walks into a bank and says, "Give me all your money, or you're geography!"
The bank teller says, "You mean history?"
The burglar replies, "Don't change the subject."
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I prefer the hot-dog art, myself. PLEASE tell me you aren't partial to ColonBlow...
Some blue cheese makes my mouth-- as well as my fingers-- throb.
Yes, I am drunk once again.
I like the hot dog art, too, but what's wrong with Colon Blow? Don't yuo want a hat that says Pooping is Cool?!
Knock, Knock.
The hot dog art was...um...very interesting. I was scared to click the other links while at work! Haha...I'm such a wussy.
Haha, remember the Family Vacation movie where they go to Vegas and the mom almost cheats with Wayne Newton? Gawd, that was hilarious.
Uhhh, I think I needs me a flea circus. Do you think I'd need to go to Mexico to procure such an item?
I vote for the hot dog art...although I'm wavering between that and the colon blow.
q: what did the worm say to the caterpillar?
a: who did you have to f*ck to get that fur coat?
The meat art - definitely the meat art. And I don't mean the thong site...I was talking about the Japanese weiner thingy.
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Oh my. The thong catalog. My virgin eyes. Ok I'm not a virgin but my poor eyes. I don't think I'll ever be the same.
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