Tuesday, June 12, 2007

A rare sight indeed, the elusive passive-aggressive beast on her haunches, ready to pounce.

Someone I know bad-mouthed me recently. They did it stealthily, in a place and way that they probably thought I'd never catch on to.

I am so much smarter than that, dear bad-mouther. I catch everything. Every damn thing.

That's a pretty weak tactic, in my book.

Next time, how about you say it to my face?

I'd even accept an e-mail.

This person deserves to get called out. Loudly.

But, that's not going to happen right now.
I'll save it, wrap it up in a pretty bow and set it aside for just the right occasion.

Despite my instincts, and despite what I want to say, I'm leaving it at this.
Vague venting.
Vague, passive-aggressive venting.


Stacey said...

Really Whiskey, that's it ?

I know you've got more in you than that.

Here - I'll just be straight out agressive for you.
Fuck you , you cowardly bastard piece of shit that talked about my WM.

Signed, the other WM

Failcooks said...

Yeah, no shit. We want the dish. . .

Fuck them, anyway.

Stacy said...

SPILL YER GUTS, WOMAN. (you know you want to)

AND. (and) Why the hell aren't we out drinking right this very fucking minute?

Butrfly Garden said...

Shitty. Do they read your blog or you being REALLY passive-aggressive? Is there gonna be a throwdown at WM's place!?

Sugar Kane said...

I'm totally up for a beat down. I'm thinking brass knuckles and a bat.

viciousrumours said...

Just remember what The Therapist always tells me:

It's okay to think about digging the hole, just don't buy the shovel.

BigBottomMcGee said...

Yes, details, please! I hope its not someone who pretends to like you. I hate people like that. If you don't like me, don't pretend to. I won't.

Brillig said...

It would appear that you have a mighty posse on your side (if you consider a group of lady-bloggers to be a mighty posse. But hey, we talk a mean talk, okay?)

You just let us know who to take out, okay? We'll get right on it.

LittlePea said...

Hey! I want the details! Who? Ok you don't have to say who. But what? When?

Rebecca said...


Oh, come ON. Exactly how bad was the bad-mouthing??

I guess I'm gonna have to go google.

Julia Smith said...

How much better does venting feel when everyone wants to take her head off for you?

Nocturnal said...

I'm a firm believer of passive/aggressive mentalities. That way people always know if you like or hate them.

No middle ground.

Whiskeymarie said...

Thanks for putting up with vague venting, y'all.
Normally I would go for the jugular in a case like this, but the nature of my relationship with the accused makes things challenging...
I was kind of hoping they'd figure it out on their own, but no such luck.
I rarely let stuff like this lie for too long- I expect I will get drunk & yell at them at some wildly inappropriate point, and then I will blog about it, for your enjoyment...