Sunday, February 4, 2007

That breathing thing you do...can we work on that?

I don't care how much you love someone, how long you've been together or how many bodily fluids you've swapped- having someone breathing their skanky-assed middle-of-the-night "look how well I'M sleeping" breath in your face when you've been wide awake for three hours is just plain rude.

That's o.k though, I had homemade white-bean chili tonight and I am feeling gassy. I would never dream of farting in your presence when I'm awake, but I will take great pleasure in knowing that i will probably be toot-toot-tooting away happily in my wine-induced slumber.

Smell that, sleepy boy.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm horrified to say that I have used a similar revenge tactic on a deep-sleeper. Sad but true.