Someone at my job keeps defiling my "special" bathroom, and now...its them or me. I want my pristine private crapper back.
And by defiling, I mean:
1. Splatters (both on toilet and WALL)
2. A smell like the smell when you drive behind a garbage truck
3. Flakes of dry ass-skin on the seat (there... I just gagged a little with that one)
4. A confounding inability to get dirty paper towels in the garbage- on the floor next to the toilet seems to be the defilers spot of choice*.
*I can only assume that this repulsive excuse of a woman (yes, the boys have their own) is also wiping her swamp ass with these paper towels and depositing them on the floor.
I am going to find the defiler.
Then I will poop on them.
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