Friday, February 23, 2007

Note to self

Things I should not do whilst drunk:

#1) Juggle knives
#2) Speeches at the U.N.
#3) Tend to small children
#4) my taxes
#5) Post on this blog.

Going back to bed now.
Also, hoisting myself back on the wagon.
Wine hates me.
We'll talk again tomorrow, my dears...


Kate said...

The drunk married sex posts give me hope for the future. Don't stop! Don't stop!

Failcooks said...

I think it's the other way around. Wine LOVES us. And we love the wine. Can you help me to figure out why I thought it would be a good idea to drink 1.5 bottles of Trader Joe's wine all to myself last night? For no particular reason? Sitting on my couch? I actually woke up this morning trying to remember if I had sex with my husband. True story. I'm still not sure, but I'm not willing to ask. My pride gets the better of me. Heh.