Friday, February 23, 2007

Note to self

Things I should not do whilst drunk:

#1) Juggle knives
#2) Speeches at the U.N.
#3) Tend to small children
#4) my taxes
#5) Post on this blog.

Going back to bed now.
Also, hoisting myself back on the wagon.
Wine hates me.
We'll talk again tomorrow, my dears...

2 comments:

Kate said...

The drunk married sex posts give me hope for the future. Don't stop! Don't stop!

Failcooks said...

I think it's the other way around. Wine LOVES us. And we love the wine. Can you help me to figure out why I thought it would be a good idea to drink 1.5 bottles of Trader Joe's wine all to myself last night? For no particular reason? Sitting on my couch? I actually woke up this morning trying to remember if I had sex with my husband. True story. I'm still not sure, but I'm not willing to ask. My pride gets the better of me. Heh.