Friday, November 28, 2008

Is that your ass, or do you have a 17-pound turkey in your pocket?

Argh.


I'm still stuffed.

Quit poking me, dammit.

Just let me lay here, will ya?


Stupid pumpkin pie...

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20 comments:

Mel O said...

My thoughts exactly.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I'll never stop trying to poke you my little sweet potato.

Kim said...

Poke?
I just posted a post about talking dirty and then I read this. Coincidence? I think not.
I hope you had a wonderful tryptophan-filled day yesterday!

Jess Wundrun said...

Yay Today is leftovers day!!!!

TurkeyCranberryStuffing Sandwiches ahoy!

Giggle Pixie said...

Jesus H. Christ on a cracker, somebody needs to take the food bowl away from that cat before it explodes!!! LOL

Fran said...

Hey- that's my picture!!

More stuffing please!!!

Gwen said...

It's a 17-pound turkey. I don't know what happened. I had some afternoon cocktails, just a couple, and then went to the grocery to get the turkey (I like fresh) and the next thing I knew I woke up in this gutter and the turkey was stuffed in my pants.

Um, can I get a ride home?

WendyB said...

You're so fuzzy and irresistible though.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Yup-right there wit cha!

Dr Zibbs said...

I'm such a friggin pig. I had no breakfast this morning so then at 11 I make myself a big ass plate of turkey, stuffing and mash potatoes. Then, I was just out and around and was starving so I stop and get a slice with mushroom and sausage. This was at 3:00. What was I thinking?

kirby said...

Look out! That cat is gonna blow!

Ghost Dansing said...

that's a very large kitty kat.....

Renaissance Woman said...

OMG...I love that picture. Poor kitty, but sooo cute! I stopped before that happened.

Mommy Lisa said...

we did turkey TWO days in a row

1) at mom's

2) at Faux Martha's with the gang

If I make it through the holiday challenge at the YMCA I will be happier than that cat is with a scratcher for his belly.

Suze said...

Yes, that is my ass - thanks for pointing that out.

kkryno said...

No; that would be my spare tire. My ass is that thang hangin' low near the back of my knees!

Somebody. Help. Me. ;0)

Stacy said...

I haven't seen you since this summer. SUMMER.

Far too long, my dear.

When can we get together and catch up?

Or did you break up with me without telling me?

xoxo

~S

King of New York Hacks said...

I made eggs with turkey and stuffing scrambled. Good times.

surviving myself said...

Damn - that is one fat pussy.

Miss Awesome said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is an awesomely fat cat!