Poke? I just posted a post about talking dirty and then I read this. Coincidence? I think not. I hope you had a wonderful tryptophan-filled day yesterday!
It's a 17-pound turkey. I don't know what happened. I had some afternoon cocktails, just a couple, and then went to the grocery to get the turkey (I like fresh) and the next thing I knew I woke up in this gutter and the turkey was stuffed in my pants.
I'm such a friggin pig. I had no breakfast this morning so then at 11 I make myself a big ass plate of turkey, stuffing and mash potatoes. Then, I was just out and around and was starving so I stop and get a slice with mushroom and sausage. This was at 3:00. What was I thinking?
Argh.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'll never stop trying to poke you my little sweet potato.
Poke?
I just posted a post about talking dirty and then I read this. Coincidence? I think not.
I hope you had a wonderful tryptophan-filled day yesterday!
Yay Today is leftovers day!!!!
TurkeyCranberryStuffing Sandwiches ahoy!
Jesus H. Christ on a cracker, somebody needs to take the food bowl away from that cat before it explodes!!! LOL
Hey- that's my picture!!
More stuffing please!!!
It's a 17-pound turkey. I don't know what happened. I had some afternoon cocktails, just a couple, and then went to the grocery to get the turkey (I like fresh) and the next thing I knew I woke up in this gutter and the turkey was stuffed in my pants.
Um, can I get a ride home?
You're so fuzzy and irresistible though.
Yup-right there wit cha!
I'm such a friggin pig. I had no breakfast this morning so then at 11 I make myself a big ass plate of turkey, stuffing and mash potatoes. Then, I was just out and around and was starving so I stop and get a slice with mushroom and sausage. This was at 3:00. What was I thinking?
Look out! That cat is gonna blow!
that's a very large kitty kat.....
OMG...I love that picture. Poor kitty, but sooo cute! I stopped before that happened.
we did turkey TWO days in a row
1) at mom's
2) at Faux Martha's with the gang
If I make it through the holiday challenge at the YMCA I will be happier than that cat is with a scratcher for his belly.
Yes, that is my ass - thanks for pointing that out.
I haven't seen you since this summer. SUMMER.
Far too long, my dear.
When can we get together and catch up?
Or did you break up with me without telling me?
xoxo
~S
I made eggs with turkey and stuffing scrambled. Good times.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is an awesomely fat cat!
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