I'm lame.
I've barely given a thought to Halloween this year, and I made a feeble (at best) attempt to give y'all costume ideas. All I can do is beg your forgiveness and tell you that I sincerely hope you can work past this tragedy someday. I know I already have. I moved on weeks ago. I already have a "thing" going with another holiday. We're keeping it casual for now, but you never know...
Luckily, with all of the extra time I've had NOT thinking about the Hallow of Eve, I've had plenty of time to construct a diorama depicting the timeline of the Spanish Inquisition, constructed entirely of pork products.
Then I ate it, and now I don't feel so good.
On to the candy, I guess.
Happy Halloweenie, my costumed, spooky, cheesy little monkeys.
Happy Halloweenie.
XO
12 comments:
Liar. You're sleeping with Halloween, aren't you! I see the way you look at him.
Poo: She is so totally sleeping with Halloween. In fact, I think she brought him over to my house when I was out of town. I found little bits of pumpkin and candy wrappers in my bed when I got home. More like Whoreloween, if you ask me.
I just got invited to a Halloween party tonight. I'll do the lame thing and just throw on a wig. Maybe a bit of eye makeup after seeing the video on my blog.
It's a good thing you have a giant archived cache of costume ideas!
I love dioramas depicting timelines of the Spanish Inquisition constructed out of pork products. They're my favorite. Too bad you didn't save me some. :(
Happy Hallow to you too. A gift is on it's way...........
Patti
You said cheese.
Who has the energy to create fabulous Halloween costumes year after year? Not me. This year I dressed as a Halliburton employee, but only because I had a Halloween gig, a Halliburton shirt, and I felt obligated to dress up as something for the stupid gig. It's hard enough to get out of bed every day, who needs the stress of figuring out yet another dumb old Halloween costume on top of getting through one more day? I say it's about time to let go of the Halloween thing and do what you need to do to survive another day. Or whatever. What do I know? Nothing. Sorry.
I forgot to thank you for all your brainstorming for costumes for me this year.
Sadly, I didn't go anywhere. If I can't drink massive quantities of rot-gut mixtures, It's not a Halloween for me.
No Whiskeymarie pictures this Halloween is a lot like when I was a kid and found out that Santa Claus wasn't real.
Oops. Spoiler Warning!
i pray you cooked the pork products before eating them.
I'm sending you a microphone right now. With albums like those- you should be pulling out jives and jamboree handouts!
{I'm also going to ignore the fact that this is the second Xanadu reference I've seen today!}
You have to believe you are magic Whiskeymarie!
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