A bit later today, whiskeymarie.com may be unavailable for your viewing pleasure for a teensy bit.
Don't panic- here, have a nice, strong cocktail to calm your nerves- I'm not going anywhere. Well, I'm going to the bathroom in a minute, and I may go say "hey" to the hobos under the freeway bridge tonight, but other than that, I'll still be here to tell you tales of magical underpants and mischievous squirrels.
I'm just doing some much-needed construction & updating and such. My internet boyfriend and foot fetishist-extraordinaire John (pictured) has graciously done some amazing com-pu-tor magic for me. I'm pretty sure I may owe him a kidney or my virginity or something for doing all of this- we're still working out the details.
Hopefully I'll see you later with my facelift complete. I asked for the $29.99 "crazy cat lady" special- wish me luck!!
Update: Done and done! Send french kisses and pictures of your feet to John for helping me out! New year, new look.
I sure hope you've sampled that manly delight. Meow.
I still have my virginity as well. Well, okay it's not my virginity, I got it at a yard sale at Misty Hymen's house.
$29.99 please. Or make me Foot Director at VonPartypants Industries.
OMG, no! WHY did I have to look at the Wildenstein lady-beast??!?
Holy shit WM! I clicked on the "crazy cat-lady" link and jumped back in my seat when I saw her/it/whatever it was.
May I please borrow David?
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