Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Yup. Story of my life.



Taurus:
Things should go more or less your way, at least on a small scale. That means you may be able to skip ahead of traffic, but your lottery tickets have no greater shot at the big jackpot. *
*My actual horoscope. Is it bad karma to tell the cosmos to go fuck itself?

13 comments:

Flenker said...

You know, right now, I'd take things going my way, no matter the scale. Like, it'd be awesome to find a quarter on the ground. Or to not have my order messed up for dinner.

Stacey said...

My kids are Tauruses...(or however the hell you spell that)

Are you kind of stubborn to ? ;)

gorillabuns said...

it's not bad karma to tell the cosmos to go fuck itself because it sounds like it's telling you the same - in not so many words.

Suze said...

Since I'm a Virgo and my horoscope ALWAYS suck, I'll say it for you.

Cosmos - yourself - please fuck. Thank you.

Sugar Kane said...

So that's why my day has sucked.

Ghost Dansing said...

someday i'll wish upon a star

nancypearlwannabe said...

I don't know about "more or less your way". That sounds suspiciously like, "we don't know what the hell we're talking about, excuse us while we make some shit up".

Katrin said...

That's why I don't believe in that b.s.

Inarticulate Fumblings said...

Hell, skipping ahead of traffic? Count your blessings!

Joe said...

See, this is why mine is the only horoscope you should read. Seriously, it's so much cooler.

Nocturnal said...

Ok, now that would just piss me off; agreed.

Cheers

Craig said...

Unfortunately, yes it is.

Landis said...

on the upside,
you arent' stuck in traffic.

never mind.

the cosmos is bitin you hard right now.