Friday, March 14, 2008

So THAT'S what non-recirculated air smells like.


It's too damn nice out to be sitting in front of the computer.

Go out and get some fresh air, will you? Maybe you can play with Billy, the neighbor boy who likes to re-create great scenes from pornos with barbies. Or, maybe Sally from down the block has finally been released from quarantine.

Just go out and play, o.k?

Here's five dollars. Knock yourself out.

I'll see y'all tomorrow.

17 comments:

Stacey said...

Nice Shmice. It's rainy here. Thus I will stay inside and recreate porn scenes with my daughters Hannah Montana dolls and my son's Spiderman figures.

Hey what kind of babies do you think would come out of that union?

Just something to ponder over the weekend.

Enjoy

McGone said...

I'm going to use my $5 to buy baseball cards! And I'll put 'em in the spokes of my bike and make it sound like a motorcycle! Thanks WM!

Evil Genius said...

I think I'll just sit on the curb and draw circles in the street cinders with a stick.

But, hey - at least I'm outside!

Flenker said...

Does moving count as being outside? I hope so.

gorillabuns said...

I'd take that $5 and head down to the nearest bar because I'm tired of playing porno barbies with my kids.

Nocturnal said...

Already did, enjoy WM.

Cheers

Lollie said...

I got outside today. I walked 20 blocks north on 5th Avenue. Me and the surroundings? Beautiful, lovely, full of energy and life. Walked back 20 blocks on Broadway. Me and the surroundings? Ugly, old, tired and out of breath. Seriously, Broadway between 20th and 40th is a shithole. I'm taking my five bucks and starting the Burn Broadway and Start Over fund.

lapa said...

fazes tu muito bem... descansa brincando.

Gwen said...

Are you serious? It's 1 pm and I just got home. And you want me to go back out?

Ok. But only because I'm supposed to meet friends at 3.

CDP said...

I played outside almost all day. Where's my $5?

pistols at dawn said...

In neighborhood news, Sally did get off quarantine, but still had plenty of other communicable diseases - in addition to a rather casual attitude towards pantslessness.

Thanks for the tip about going outside, miss. This is all your fault.

Mrs. Tantrum said...

I can't go outside on account of the same rainy mess that Worker Mommy is encountered, and I only have stupid Thomas-the-freaking-Tank-Engine to play with here and he doesn't make any good porn. I think I will just get high on the dayquil and tequila to see if this flu headache will go away.

I will mail you $5 for having to read this rambling nonsense.

Distributorcap said...

i went outside
it was raining
i got wet

Ghost Dansing said...

walkin' on the sun

Craig said...

Hey Marie-- I did go outside this morning, and I went for a walk! I had no idea it was so awesome out there! I actually talked to a person in person!! Thanks for the tip!

:)

Winter said...

The light hurts my eyes.

Inarticulate Fumblings said...

It's raining... again. Maybe Distributorcap and I can hang out inside.