It's too damn nice out to be sitting in front of the computer.
Go out and get some fresh air, will you? Maybe you can play with Billy, the neighbor boy who likes to re-create great scenes from pornos with barbies. Or, maybe Sally from down the block has finally been released from quarantine.
Just go out and play, o.k?
Here's five dollars. Knock yourself out.
I'll see y'all tomorrow.
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Nice Shmice. It's rainy here. Thus I will stay inside and recreate porn scenes with my daughters Hannah Montana dolls and my son's Spiderman figures.
Hey what kind of babies do you think would come out of that union?
Just something to ponder over the weekend.
Enjoy
I'm going to use my $5 to buy baseball cards! And I'll put 'em in the spokes of my bike and make it sound like a motorcycle! Thanks WM!
I think I'll just sit on the curb and draw circles in the street cinders with a stick.
But, hey - at least I'm outside!
Does moving count as being outside? I hope so.
I'd take that $5 and head down to the nearest bar because I'm tired of playing porno barbies with my kids.
Already did, enjoy WM.
Cheers
I got outside today. I walked 20 blocks north on 5th Avenue. Me and the surroundings? Beautiful, lovely, full of energy and life. Walked back 20 blocks on Broadway. Me and the surroundings? Ugly, old, tired and out of breath. Seriously, Broadway between 20th and 40th is a shithole. I'm taking my five bucks and starting the Burn Broadway and Start Over fund.
fazes tu muito bem... descansa brincando.
Are you serious? It's 1 pm and I just got home. And you want me to go back out?
Ok. But only because I'm supposed to meet friends at 3.
I played outside almost all day. Where's my $5?
In neighborhood news, Sally did get off quarantine, but still had plenty of other communicable diseases - in addition to a rather casual attitude towards pantslessness.
Thanks for the tip about going outside, miss. This is all your fault.
I can't go outside on account of the same rainy mess that Worker Mommy is encountered, and I only have stupid Thomas-the-freaking-Tank-Engine to play with here and he doesn't make any good porn. I think I will just get high on the dayquil and tequila to see if this flu headache will go away.
I will mail you $5 for having to read this rambling nonsense.
i went outside
it was raining
i got wet
walkin' on the sun
Hey Marie-- I did go outside this morning, and I went for a walk! I had no idea it was so awesome out there! I actually talked to a person in person!! Thanks for the tip!
:)
The light hurts my eyes.
It's raining... again. Maybe Distributorcap and I can hang out inside.
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