My previous post just reminded me of something that happened many years ago.
I lived with 2 other girls in a big apartment in Duluth. I had very short, dark hair, by BF Waffle had long, jet black hair, and our third roomie, Granola, had really long, light brown-red hair.
One morning I plodded into the bathroom, sneezing and sniffling from what I thought was allergies. I blew and blew my nose, but that "tickle" was still there. And my throat itched too.
I glanced in the mirror and saw something sticking out of my left nostril.
It was a 1/2" hair.
Holy crap! Are my nosehairs out of control or what?, I thought.
I tugged at the offender, but it wasn't attached.
I pulled and pulled, and more just kept coming out- kind of like the "scarf in the sleeve" trick scary half-assed magicians do.
All in all, I pulled about 18" of hair (singular) out.
I had somehow inhaled, and swallowed WITHOUT NOTICING, one of Granola's hairs at some point.
I stopped sneezing, though, and my throat felt better.
But I felt a little pukey, so I went back to bed.
Label: Disturbing party tricks
P.S. If you have a minute read this- make sure you don't miss the accompaning mug shot. God I love my weird, weird city.