I got this card in the mail today from my gal Waffle.
It's like I have my own personal Nostratwatmus.
Because, lo and behold, just
today I found myself wondering, while looking adoringly at my own reflection in my glass of cheap white wine:
"Self? I said in a whispery/sexy voice- are you a total twat or are you just more of a marginally bitchy cunt with overtones of raging batshit crazy?"
I wonder these things sometimes- don't you?
I guess all of my questions have been answered.
I guess I is a twat.
I can live with that.
What a nice friend to help you get that straightened out. It would have been really unfortunate if you went through the rest of life thinking you were just a snatch when in reality you is a twat.
can your friend send me one of those?
because i'm a t**t. though, i can't bring myself to actually say the word.
along with p***y.
I believe I am a #@#!&*.
Yes, you can tell your true friends by the postcards they're willing to mail you!
I need one of those immediately.
WM- I do have good friends- how nice of her to call me a twat. What a peach.
Gbuns- Sure, I'll see what I can do for you- you t**t.
McGone- Yes you are, sir. Yes you are.
lizgwiz- I've sent her worse. Like a postcard of a zebra with a gigantic schlong. Her mom saw that one. Oops.
Abbs- Are you feeling like a twat today too?
I treasure highly inappropriate cards. Ang & I exchanged garish "Happy Hanukkah" cards for birthdays one year. Have you seen the line of cards with the old-skool pix from someone's photo album? My favourite is the woman in front of the rat-pack era bar set; the inside says "Where is my pickle fork? I can't have anything nice with you kids around!" That gets me every time . . .
I ask myself similar questions on a semi regular basis. I've yet to hear an answer. Somethings are better left unsaid I guess...
I think 'twat' is a great word. I also like 'twizzard' and 'scrimshaw.'
What a pal.
Us twats need to stick together. Support group? Facebook group?
We're all something to someone.
your friends rock. (and obviously know your sense of humor quite well!)
You never cease to amaze me.
Goddamn, I love the word twat. I sure wish my friends would send me cards like that.
Oh, and btw, if I never thanked you for that super awesome postcard, let me do it now. thank you, thank you, thank you! That little monkey sticker you added was hilarious.
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