Tuesday, September 18, 2007

'twas toward but not 'twixt with twine.


I got this card in the mail today from my gal Waffle.

It's like I have my own personal Nostratwatmus.

Because, lo and behold, just today I found myself wondering, while looking adoringly at my own reflection in my glass of cheap white wine:
"Self? I said in a whispery/sexy voice- are you a total twat or are you just more of a marginally bitchy cunt with overtones of raging batshit crazy?"

I wonder these things sometimes- don't you?

I guess all of my questions have been answered.

I guess I is a twat.

I can live with that.

17 comments:

Stacey said...

What a nice friend to help you get that straightened out. It would have been really unfortunate if you went through the rest of life thinking you were just a snatch when in reality you is a twat.

gorillabuns said...

can your friend send me one of those?

because i'm a t**t. though, i can't bring myself to actually say the word.

along with p***y.

McGone said...

I believe I am a #@#!&*.

lizgwiz said...

Yes, you can tell your true friends by the postcards they're willing to mail you!

abbersnail said...

I need one of those immediately.

Whiskeymarie said...

WM- I do have good friends- how nice of her to call me a twat. What a peach.

Gbuns- Sure, I'll see what I can do for you- you t**t.
;)

McGone- Yes you are, sir. Yes you are.

lizgwiz- I've sent her worse. Like a postcard of a zebra with a gigantic schlong. Her mom saw that one. Oops.

Abbs- Are you feeling like a twat today too?

Stacy said...

I treasure highly inappropriate cards. Ang & I exchanged garish "Happy Hanukkah" cards for birthdays one year. Have you seen the line of cards with the old-skool pix from someone's photo album? My favourite is the woman in front of the rat-pack era bar set; the inside says "Where is my pickle fork? I can't have anything nice with you kids around!" That gets me every time . . .

Nature Girl said...

I ask myself similar questions on a semi regular basis. I've yet to hear an answer. Somethings are better left unsaid I guess...
Stacie

BadWims said...

I think 'twat' is a great word. I also like 'twizzard' and 'scrimshaw.'

Butrfly Garden said...

What a pal.

Disco and Dexter - Friends at Best said...

Us twats need to stick together. Support group? Facebook group?

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

We're all something to someone.

Rebecca said...

phew - glad you got that sorted - I always find it interesting to ASK my glass of wine these questions but it never really provides any satisfactory answers, does it? Just persuades me to refill it again and again - resulting in a headache but no solutions.

you're lucky you have a true friend who'll give you some honest answers - so you're a total twat - yay! much better than a mere, mediocre 'marginally bitchy cunt'!

feisty said...

your friends rock. (and obviously know your sense of humor quite well!)

Suze said...

You never cease to amaze me.

Nocturnal said...

Heh, wtf?

Shannon Erin said...

Goddamn, I love the word twat. I sure wish my friends would send me cards like that.

Oh, and btw, if I never thanked you for that super awesome postcard, let me do it now. thank you, thank you, thank you! That little monkey sticker you added was hilarious.