Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Next week I'll be headlining at "Pappy's house of Yuk-Yuks" off of route 75.

A Panda walks into a restaurant and orders the special of the day. He eats the food, gets up and shoots the waitress dead. The Hostess runs over to the Panda and says, "What did you do that for?" The Panda then says,"Look up 'Panda" in the dictionary, and you will see..."
And with that, the Panda walked out of the restaurant.

The hostess then rushes to a dictionary, looks up 'Panda' and reads..."Panda, n., mammal, eats shoots and leaves."


I am finding work uninteresting today, as you can see.




Or not. Whatever.


Stacey said...

I'm pretty sure I'm now stupider after reading that joke.

Wait...not possible.

Congratulations on your Fancy pants, Lants Perfect Post award!
You deserve it. Mwah ! (me giving you a congratulatory air kiss)
I would have totally awarded you one if I wasn't too lazy to participate.

Stacey said...

Oh that was supposed to say "Fancy pants, Lance"

You know him right ?

(dang I wish I could type)

3carnations said...

Cute. :)

abbersnail said...

And here's why I heart you!

Suze said...

Hey, I read that book. I'm come see you at Pappy's house. I'll be the one drinking the tequilla and laughing 10 seconds after the punch line.

Courtney said...

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?


Half a cat.

kimmyk said...

LOL @ that joke!!
It sucked but it made me laugh.

You nutcase.

Courtney's joke didn't make me laugh.

Nature Girl said...

LOL, I love that one!

Rebecca said...

ha ha - I'm going to go and tell my fella that one. So you should be bored at work.....I'm jealous of people who actually love their jobs.

Katrin said...

Funny, indeed. :)
Good distraction, I am working on my thesis, in this, my first vacation in about a year. I am not complaining - we get five weeks paid vacation here.

Butrfly Garden said...

I didn't even know you got a PPA! Congrats! That old bitch was good for something, right? hahaha.

What was this post about again? Oh, yeah, work being uninteresting.

That is my daily struggle.

Stacy said...

If I was your co-worker, we would find interesting ways to amuse ourselves. One of which would be thinking up random ingredients for black-box tests. 2 oz truffle oil, a rasher of bacon, four eggs and 8 oz sugar . . . what is it?!?!? [insert evil chuckle here]

Nocturnal said...

Heh, are you here all week?

That was good.