And with that, the Panda walked out of the restaurant.
The hostess then rushes to a dictionary, looks up 'Panda' and reads..."Panda, n., mammal, eats shoots and leaves."
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I am finding work uninteresting today, as you can see.
Must.
Get.
Motivated.
Or not. Whatever.
13 comments:
I'm pretty sure I'm now stupider after reading that joke.
Wait...not possible.
Congratulations on your Fancy pants, Lants Perfect Post award!
You deserve it. Mwah ! (me giving you a congratulatory air kiss)
I would have totally awarded you one if I wasn't too lazy to participate.
Oh that was supposed to say "Fancy pants, Lance"
You know him right ?
(dang I wish I could type)
Cute. :)
And here's why I heart you!
Hey, I read that book. I'm come see you at Pappy's house. I'll be the one drinking the tequilla and laughing 10 seconds after the punch line.
What has two legs and bleeds a lot?
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Half a cat.
LOL @ that joke!!
It sucked but it made me laugh.
You nutcase.
Courtney's joke didn't make me laugh.
LOL, I love that one!
Stacie
ha ha - I'm going to go and tell my fella that one. So you should be bored at work.....I'm jealous of people who actually love their jobs.
Funny, indeed. :)
Good distraction, I am working on my thesis, in this, my first vacation in about a year. I am not complaining - we get five weeks paid vacation here.
I didn't even know you got a PPA! Congrats! That old bitch was good for something, right? hahaha.
What was this post about again? Oh, yeah, work being uninteresting.
That is my daily struggle.
If I was your co-worker, we would find interesting ways to amuse ourselves. One of which would be thinking up random ingredients for black-box tests. 2 oz truffle oil, a rasher of bacon, four eggs and 8 oz sugar . . . what is it?!?!? [insert evil chuckle here]
Heh, are you here all week?
That was good.
Cheers
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