It's my bestest girl Gwennie's Birthday today!
I love her as much as I love monkeys, cheese and photoshopped photos of Clive Owen nude.
If you have time today, click the pic and go over there and leave her a birthday message. Extra points if you make it dirty, include talk of monkeys, or mention how much you like seeing her poop on things.
And, an apology: after I go and tell you I won't be m.i.a. anymore, I go and join the Estonian Liberation Army and disappear again. What can I say- ain't no party like an Estonian Liberation Army Party!
Let's just pretend I've been busy doing interesting things like finally winning the Nobel Prize for my work in Erectile dysfunction research or working a second job as Carrot Top's personal assistant instead of the reality: Pet wrangling, work, having a lost weekend in Duluth, and currently- cleansing my liver and other internal organs with bleach and a wire brush, Silkwood-style.
No go- git!
Have a happy Wednesday, my poopy little liver monkeys. Happy Wednesday.
XO
If you have time today, click the pic and go over there and leave her a birthday message. Extra points if you make it dirty, include talk of monkeys, or mention how much you like seeing her poop on things.And, an apology: after I go and tell you I won't be m.i.a. anymore, I go and join the Estonian Liberation Army and disappear again. What can I say- ain't no party like an Estonian Liberation Army Party!
Let's just pretend I've been busy doing interesting things like finally winning the Nobel Prize for my work in Erectile dysfunction research or working a second job as Carrot Top's personal assistant instead of the reality: Pet wrangling, work, having a lost weekend in Duluth, and currently- cleansing my liver and other internal organs with bleach and a wire brush, Silkwood-style.
No go- git!
Have a happy Wednesday, my poopy little liver monkeys. Happy Wednesday.
XO
7 comments:
Anybody who's WM-approved is A-okay in my book; going to wish Gwen a happy b-day right now! I wonder if I could've maybe used more hyphens in this comment.
People who are older than me... ha ha. Did that to my friend Diane on Facebook today - she is 18 days older...
Exactly what was your discovery 'bout ED? I have to know ... I'm older than you.
I look good in a crown.
What's in the box? Is it a monkey?
I keep hoping that people who are younger than me will one day catch up and then surpass me in age. Let me have my dreams, bitch!
As a "Person Older Than You", I just want to say;....???
Whoops, done forgot,..again,...OH, I went and left greetings for Gwenister. See Ya
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