Monday, December 8, 2008

Me busy. No speak gud.

Can't talk. Busy.

To sum up my weekend:

Onion Rings
Cookies
Bloodies
Triscuits and cheese
Cookies
Coffee
Craft Fair
Pizza
Chinese take-out
Snow
Cold
Homemade soup
Finding both of the cats in my underwear drawer
TV
Cleaning
Snow angels
Kind of sort of "forgot" the Mr's birthday. Oops.
Groveling
Snow
Forgiveness
Cookies

The end.

25 comments:

Some Guy said...

Succinct. Like.

Shannon Erin said...

Cookies for the RoD Bakeoff!?!?

Winter said...

That is a great weekend.

Lollie said...

I'm not seeing the make-up sex after the groveling before the forgiveness (?)...

Kim said...

I wouldn't remember my man's birthday either if there was snow. Priorities, you know.

McGone said...

If it makes you feel better, I also forgot the Mr.'s birthday. No, you're right... I guess that doesn't have as much impact since I've never met him.

Happy birthday to the Mr. anyway. Tell him I'm sorry I'm late.

Sizzle said...

When you were a kid did you ever make Triscuit pizzas? Man, I used to love those.

Gwen said...

Did you intentionally leave out the "spanking" that should have come between forgetting the Mr's birthday and groveling?

WendyB said...

Cookies and forgiveness are a match made in heaven.

surviving myself said...

I bet you forgot because you were drunk on the power that making snow angels gives you.

WM said...

Ugh...snow.

Everything else sounds fabu.

Oh except for forgetting the Mr's b'day.

P.S. My birthday is Friday. You have 4 days. So don't "forget"

;)

lizgwiz said...

Hey, I had triscuits and cheese this weekend, too. Great minds, and all that. ;)

dguzman said...

Ooops.

BallerinaToes said...

Tricuits with cheese melted on top and a half an olive. Love them.

My sister-in-law was at that craft show Saturday. Said it was insanity.

And - I got your card! Today! I also got my Bon Appetit for November, with big black magic marker letters, DELIVERED TO WRONG ADDRESS. Postal Service = FAIL.
Love the card...thank you!

Talk With No Thought said...

It's like we're living parallel lives...

Moe Wanchuk said...

Whiskey, could you please shovel my driveway tonight? I've had some bad experiences in the cold lately.

gorillabuns said...

You can forget my birthday as long as you make me an excellent batch of onion rings.

Fancy Schmancy said...

You'd think he would have reminded you, this is his fault, you know.

Giggle Pixie said...

Ummm...cookies? Where the fuck are they?????

And your weekend sounded fab, except for the groveling part. But I bet the cookies helped. :-)

Kate said...

That reads like an awesome bit o'the poetry, Madame Whiskey. Think I'll try it sometime, as I have not one-tenth the talent it would take to try the food preparation.

Stefanie said...

I went to No Coast, too. Somehow spent over $60 and have no idea on what. Whoops.

Is there really a "How Stuff Works" entry on how Triscuits work??

Anonymous said...

The Rosemary & Olive Oil Triscuits rule when you make mini-pizza's out of them: Get some jalapeno cheese slices and fold them over and break them off into fourths, then nuke these for about 22-25 sec's, then top them with a little blob of hot salsa or spicy guac!! They're the best little treat ever!!
~ Renata1967

i am playing outside said...

im seeing what you're saying, but like what did you really DO? ya know? just askin.

John said...

Damn! Now THAT sounds like a great weekend! And if I was Mr. Whiskey? I'd be leveraging the forgotten birthday for maximum sexual favors.

tobacco brunette said...

With a weekend like that, how do you stay so svelte?

Bitch.