Don't get me wrong- I love that winter's here...
but waking up today to -6 degrees, gray skies and a 13-hour work day is just wrong wrong wrong.
It's so cold outside that when I stepped out the door this morning I'm pretty sure my vagina froze shut.
I'm getting a nice, warm blanket, some slippers and my mittens, then I'm crawling under my desk for a nap. Wake me up when it's time for lunch.
Didn't want to piss you off or anything but....I'm wearing shorts today and using my air conditioner....!
That picture looks like the teeth of an ice monster. Admit it.
I hope your husband doesn't mind the vagina problem.
While it may be 29 degrees here, the weather has nothing to do with why my vagina has frozen shut.
It's freezing here too. I think it's gonna be 72 degrees.
After living in southern california for 20 years this sends me running for my long underwear.
Help...I can't feel my toes.
Every so often, I run into people from the Twin Cities, and they try to sell me on their state/cities. But 10,000 lakes just means tons of mosquitoes in the summers and the colder-than-anyplace-not-part-of-the-former-Soviet-Union winters, so I'm not buying.
"They" are calling for snow here in the Pacific NW for the weekend
That makes me want to kill "they".
Last night, my son asked me if it would be spring the next day. When I said no it wouldn't be spring for quite some time, he protested. If I'd ever questioned him being my kid (because ,yes, sometimes you do question if someone is yours even when they are pulled form your loins). I wish for spring every other day.
I can't add a witty comment to a post that contains the phrase "I'm pretty sure my vagina froze shut." My mind can't process the horror and just shuts down.
I recommend an electric blanket for your special brand of va-jay-jay problem. Just be sure to get up before it melts and electrocutes your ass. Literally.
Minus 6 degrees? Holy shit.
That is why I love looking at winter pictures while I sit here in shorts and a t-shirt.
Hope you thaw out soon......
Know what goes good with a frozen vagina? A pitcher of frozen margaritas. No worries about indiscriminate sexual encounters, so you can really just sit back and enjoy the fun.
Since it's 70 degrees here, I have no idea how people deal with weather that goes that low. I'll be thinking of you at the beach while you're under your desk.
I don't understand why you live there? Negative six degrees? It's one thing to enjoy the spectrum of the seasons, but that's more like Mother Nature's wrath to me. Its a balmy (what does balmy mean) 70 degrees here today. Lovely.
Yes, the tundra-type days suck here in Minnesota, but nothing beats sitting at home watching the snow fall by a warm fire, with a good man, and a hot adult beverage!! Those are the kind of winter days to live here for!!!!
Oh I have licked that pole alright. I can't even begin to tell you what happened next...
Cold here yesterday, but today in the high 50's...better. Good luck with the thawing process!
oh no! poor mr. - it is gonna be a long time until the spring thaw out
What I think is funny, is that when I was talking to a guy from up around Moorhead (snicker) he could at least laugh at folks from Winnipeg and say, "What are THEY thinking!"
Hell, "Why not Minot? Freezin' is the reason!"
Frozen vagina? Isn't consuming large amounts of flavored alcohol a help?
sorry too easy
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