Last time I checked, you were in the business of making women look and feel sexy, or at the very least look and feel not fat, not frumpy, and not like sad, stumpy 80's throwbacks.
Guess I was wrong. So very, very, very, horribly wrong. Wrong like mixing tequila and cottage cheese wrong. Wrong like picking your nose with a fork wrong.
My answer to the question, "Hey Whiskey- will you be wearing the hottest trend in pants according to Victoria's secret this year?"
OH HELL NO
Cause we all know that pleated, tapered pants look really hot and don't make the average woman look like she's got two ziplocs filled with rice pudding taped to her lower abdomen and outer thighs. What woman doesn't want to add on 10-15 pounds, visually? While you're at it, How about working some appliqued sweatshirts into next year's line? I hear watermelons are all the rage in Milan right now:
This time, VS- this time you've gone too far. Thanks for putting the "pear" back in "pear-shaped".
Ugh. As in, UGLY. You can expect to receive a summons from the fashion police in 7-10 working days.
Hugges and kisses dotted with a heart over the "i"-